What Are You Doing Right Now? (298 Viewers)

[.zero]

Well well well

look who it is

 

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[Christina]

Ah yes, I forgot about that

That's because you are a Jew.

 

[.zero]

That's because you are a Jew.

Whoa!

Looks like someone's cruisin' for a bruisin'

 

[Kate]

You two have such a lovely relationship.

 

[.zero]

You two have such a lovely relationship.

She's like the black friend no one wishes they had

 

[Christina]

Whoa!

Looks like someone's cruisin' for a bruisin'

Bring it sister.

 

[Christina]

She's like the black friend no one wishes they had

 

[Kate]

I see what you mean.

Though anyone might think you were in love with her.

 

[blondu]

we luvz you too sheik

 

[swag]

Bourne series = best series ever.

Anybody who disagrees is an idiot.

I'm an idiot.

Matt Damon has to be the biggest cream puff of a leading man in an action movie series ever, and I can't get past him.

Well you're surely more of a man than me. When I drink, my memory disappears and my emotions erupt like Vesuvius.

So you're a fun drunk, then? :burke:

Anyone seen the Russian 'alien' video they released? http://www.telegraaf.nl/buitenland/9566922/___Dode_alien_gevonden_in_Rusland___.html?p=3,2

Looks like another Russian journalist who irritated Putin.

There are these five really fat middle-aged women who sit near him and just gossip all day long. But they come out with wonderful gems of information like:

Fatty 1: What is that car called that dead people drive around in? Is it a hearse or a hearst?
Fatty 2: It's definitely a hearst, I know these things.

Boyfriend is sitting there reading Lord of the Rings
Fatty 2: Why read a book based on a movie?

Fatty 1: Oh! I like soccer. I am a Manchester fan.
Boyfriend: United or City?
Fatty 1: What?

Things like that, and it's constant.

And there's one, he calls her The Queen Pennington (because she is the fattest and could probably eat them all, and Pennington's is a plus sized store here in Canada), who listens to her iPod all day and sings outloud to things like Ave Maria. He will murder them all one day.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

i want to be the harkonnen to your atreides

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

we luvz you too sheik

Well that was random.

So you're a fun drunk, then? :burke:

Ask Dru. He'll tell you all about me.

 

[blondu]

going out for a poker game and some beers...gonna hear from you guys later.

 

[Bezzy]

applying for some jobs

and play some soccer game tonight as champions

 

[blondu]

Well that was random.

i said that from the bottom of my motherf***ing bones

 

[Bezzy]

:burke: what a cool smiley this is and the name

 

[Kate]

To whomever left me the rep saying I should read A Confederacy of Dunces, I have and it is fantastic.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

your story of fatties reminded me of it

 

[Kate]

I shall have him read it if he hasn't already, actually. I think he would get a kick out of it.

 

[swag]

i want to be the harkonnen to your atreides

FC Stomaco Grosso needs your kind.

going out for a poker game and some beers...gonna hear from you guys later.

That would be gays and cucks, thank you very much.

To whomever left me the rep saying I should read A Confederacy of Dunces, I have and it is fantastic.

One of my wife's favorite books, btw.