blʘndu;2987185 said:
what idiots?
@ sheik - it does the trick for me
There are these five really fat middle-aged women who sit near him and just gossip all day long. But they come out with wonderful gems of information like:
Fatty 1: What is that car called that dead people drive around in? Is it a hearse or a hearst?
Fatty 2: It's definitely a hearst, I know these things.
Boyfriend is sitting there reading Lord of the Rings
Fatty 2: Why read a book based on a movie?
Fatty 1: Oh! I like soccer. I am a Manchester fan.
Boyfriend: United or City?
Fatty 1: What?
Things like that, and it's constant.
And there's one, he calls her The Queen Pennington (because she is the fattest and could probably eat them all, and Pennington's is a plus sized store here in Canada), who listens to her iPod all day and sings outloud to things like Ave Maria. He will murder them all one day.