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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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So my birthday was Pi Day. My brother, the cop, gets me the coolest things. He got me a 160 lumens flashlight. You know it's cool because it comes with the warning, "DO NOT SHINE THIS FLASHLIGHT DIRECTLY INTO ANY PERSON'S EYES: THIS MAY RESULT IN INJURY".

And the warranty on the box? "The above guarantee does not cover shark bite, bear attack or children under 5."

No, seriously.
 

icemaη

Rab's Husband - The Regista
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Aug 27, 2008
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Yo Asif. Been up since 9am. Got only 4 hours of sleep before I was woken up by traffic and loud TV volume. :sergio:
I got only 5 hours sleep last night and less than 4 hours the night before. And I'm woken up everyday by my alarm :sergio:
What time do you have to get to work? Can't you sneak in a nap of an hour or two's worth in there somewhere?

So my birthday was Pi Day. My brother, the cop, gets me the coolest things. He got me a 160 lumens flashlight. You know it's cool because it comes with the warning, "DO NOT SHINE THIS FLASHLIGHT DIRECTLY INTO ANY PERSON'S EYES: THIS MAY RESULT IN INJURY".

And the warranty on the box? "The above guarantee does not cover shark bite, bear attack or children under 5."

No, seriously.
Happy birthday Greg. Are you sloshed?
 

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