A friend of mine is a teacher in a school where they have a lot of young children (age 8-10) with autism. One of these kids picks up his friggin' phone in class (why he even has one I don't know).
Put down that phone.
- No.
You're going to put it down or I'm going to come and take it from you.
- That's going to cost you 800 euros. I really like this phone.
You're getting a red card (when they misbehave they get a red card and have to get it signed at home or something like that).
- Here's what I'm going to do with that card.
The kid starts eating the thing. So my friend who is baffled by all of this is standing there, not saying a word. And then the kid adds insult to injury: and if you say one more thing about my phone, I'm going to shove it up your ass.
God, I love that kid.