What Are You Doing Right Now? (143 Viewers)

[Martin]

Tough luck, brother

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

Are they digging trenches in that last pic?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Only Indian women wear the dot, you ignorant redneck!

I've seen little boys wearing the dot over here.

HA! Told you, Dheerjerkoff.

Mad snow outside.

Not enough...

 

[Enron]

That Geology final was a disaster. So bad that in between the lab portion and lecture portion the professor realized he hadn't taught half of the material on the lab final and therefore made it extra credit.

 

[Dostoevsky]

No snow here so far.

But it usually comes around late December.

 

[Andri92]

Are they digging trenches in that last pic?

Probably yes, well they need to move somehow. Some guys couldn't even open their front doors today morning

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

@ E:

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

HA! Told you, Dheerjerkoff.

Not enough...

You got me there!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

 

[Bjerknes]

x2

It all came down like in 1-2 days

:excited:

That is crazy nice. Unfortunately I don't see a blizzard like that in our future this year.

Not enough...

We got three inches up here in the mountains. Not enough indeed.

 

[Bjerknes]

This weekend storm is a clusterfuck. Still not sure what exactly will happen.

But probably it will start out as snow, change to sleet and then rain, then change back over to snow on the cold side of the storm on Monday.

 

[JCK]

No snow here so far.

But it usually comes around late December.

Here too but this year it came early November and the quantities are ridiculous. This didn't stop me from going out for a run today, damn it felt good, damn how lazy I have been and damn how slow I've become.

 

[Fred]

I haven't seen snow in 13 years, not that i miss it.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

We had a dusting of probably 1/8 or 1/5 of an inch.

 

[Bjerknes]

Bangalangalang, shuddaladoop.

Now where's my fucking dot on my head?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE DOT!


Right, work complete. Time to play some Counter Strike.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I haven't seen snow in 13 years, not that i miss it.

...because the Middle East sucks.

 

[Bjerknes]

DID YOU, OR DID YOU NOT, ORDER THE CODE RED CHICKEN VINDALOO????

 

[Fred]

...because the Middle East sucks.

Not at this time of year.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

DID YOU, OR DID YOU NOT, ORDER THE CODE RED CHICKEN VINDALOO????

You can't handle the dots! Son, we live in a world that has dots. And those dots have to be worn by men with turbans. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Tomic? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Dheerj and you curse the curry he ate. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Dheerj's death, while tragic, probably saved curry. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves curry...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at traditional Indian weddings, you want me on those dots. You need me on those dots.

We use words like Pakora, Tikka, Kebob...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending the dots. You use 'em as a dinner order. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very dots I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide them! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up some curry and stand next to a toilet. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you know about dots!

Not at this time of year.

You're right, it sucks during the whole year.