The Curr

Senior Member
Feb 3, 2007
33,705
No, but something tells me it will be a disaster come next season.:D
They're a brand new club in Serie A that have replaced Juventus, who seems to have vanished into thin air. They're an ambitious bunch, lead by a salesman with a unibrow, who aim to finish in the top half of Serie A next season. Fourth place would be like winning the Scudetto. They plan to hire Gigi Del Neri with the hope that he'll tell the salesman with a unibrow where he gets his thick-framed glasses so he can get a pair for himself to cover up the unibrow. Transfer targets include Antonio Cassano (people won't notice the unibrow so much with that guy's face around the place), and Simone Pepe (he must be good. He's "young" and Italian).


Forza JuveDoria!
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,145
They're a brand new club in Serie A that have replaced Juventus, who seems to have vanished into thin air. They're an ambitious bunch, lead by a salesman with a unibrow, who aim to finish in the top half of Serie A next season. Fourth place would be like winning the Scudetto. They plan to hire Gigi Del Neri with the hope that he'll tell the salesman with a unibrow where he gets his thick-framed glasses so he can get a pair for himself to cover up the unibrow. Transfer targets include Antonio Cassano (people won't notice the unibrow so much with that guy's face around the place), and Simone Pepe (he must be good. He's "young" and Italian).


Forza JuveDoria!
Damnit, I was hoping for the deal with Liverpool to become FC Murdertown.
 

Red

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Moderator
Nov 26, 2006
47,024
Wild rumours of Aberdeen going to play Millwall in London in a friendly this summer.

Can't see the police allowing it, as it would be likely to be very, very messy, as anyone with half a brain would know.

On second thoughts, maybe the police would allow it.
 

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