They're a brand new club in Serie A that have replaced Juventus, who seems to have vanished into thin air. They're an ambitious bunch, lead by a salesman with a unibrow, who aim to finish in the top half of Serie A next season. Fourth place would be like winning the Scudetto. They plan to hire Gigi Del Neri with the hope that he'll tell the salesman with a unibrow where he gets his thick-framed glasses so he can get a pair for himself to cover up the unibrow. Transfer targets include Antonio Cassano (people won't notice the unibrow so much with that guy's face around the place), and Simone Pepe (he must be good. He's "young" and Italian).
They're a brand new club in Serie A that have replaced Juventus, who seems to have vanished into thin air. They're an ambitious bunch, lead by a salesman with a unibrow, who aim to finish in the top half of Serie A next season. Fourth place would be like winning the Scudetto. They plan to hire Gigi Del Neri with the hope that he'll tell the salesman with a unibrow where he gets his thick-framed glasses so he can get a pair for himself to cover up the unibrow. Transfer targets include Antonio Cassano (people won't notice the unibrow so much with that guy's face around the place), and Simone Pepe (he must be good. He's "young" and Italian).
Yo, Adrian, what's the deal with the Samp shit? IS it a joke that Juve are aiming low or what? I read what you wrote on the last page, but I still don't understand.
Yo, Adrian, what's the deal with the Samp shit? IS it a joke that Juve are aiming low or what? I read what you wrote on the last page, but I still don't understand.
We're getting their general manager (Marotta), their head scout (Paratici), possibly their manager (Del Neri), and we're linked with half of their players. Pazzini, Cassano, Ziegler, Palombo, Poli, maybe others.
We're getting their general manager (Marotta), their head scout (Paratici), possibly their manager (Del Neri), and we're linked with half of their players. Pazzini, Cassano, Ziegler, Palombo, Poli, maybe others.