They're a brand new club in Serie A that have replaced Juventus, who seems to have vanished into thin air. They're an ambitious bunch, lead by a salesman with a unibrow, who aim to finish in the top half of Serie A next season. Fourth place would be like winning the Scudetto. They plan to hire Gigi Del Neri with the hope that he'll tell the salesman with a unibrow where he gets his thick-framed glasses so he can get a pair for himself to cover up the unibrow. Transfer targets include Antonio Cassano (people won't notice the unibrow so much with that guy's face around the place), and Simone Pepe (he must be good. He's "young" and Italian).
Forza JuveDoria!