What Are You Doing Right Now? (330 Viewers)

[Byrone]

Eazy took the words outta my mouth.Youre a pimp bro.

 

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[Enron]

Damn, Aaron. You've got this thing pegged. You must be swimming in poonage.

Getting them to the first date is where I suck. I'm what they call a "closer".

 

[Bjerknes]

Good. Please trade Grygera for us. We may have Molinaro covered.

Cover Molinaro already?

I was thinking we'd short him until he was in Serie B.

We don't even need to artificially drive down Grygera's price... he's worse off than a triple A-rated CDO.

 

[Delle Alpi]

Here's some advice:

Take her to a movie (one she will enjoy), and out for a bite to eat is fine.

Don't have more than 3 drinks and don't ask about ex-boyfriends or tell her about yours.

Keep the chat relevant to you, don't yammer on about your mates.

Ask her questions about herself. Easy ones that keep the conversation light. Do more listening than talking.

Don't stare at her boobs or act like a creeper.

If you're having a good time. Tell her. If she is she will probably agree with you.

If she does admit to having a good time. Make plans to go out again and take her home (after you are finished with the date).

Don't be desperate and do NOT tell her you love her.

Hand holding on the way to the car is ok, sure it's a bit corny but girls like it.

Be a man. Open doors and pull out her chair for her. Don't order for her. That's what an asshole does.

I don't think I left anything out. If so. Feel free to ask.

Thanks alot. I;m thinknig quentin tarantino's inglorious bastards. I usually like to talk politics & sports, and when the topic is not one of those two I lose focus and stop listening to be honest .

 

[Byrone]

Wrong movie for a first date & dont mention sport unless she does first.If you do happen to get another date & you dont remember what she told you,youre fucked.Women love to test us men like that.

 

[Bjerknes]

Yeah, no sports. That's probably the dumbest thing one can do.

 

[Enron]

Thanks alot. I;m thinknig quentin tarantino's inglorious bastards. I usually like to talk politics & sports, and when the topic is not one of those two I lose foucs and stop listening to be honest .

No and no. Everytime you go to mention something political or religious flick yourself in the balls.

If she's a fan of sports then fine. If not, don't bore her with things she doesn't care about or understand. Explaining her your love for Juve or football won't mean much to her until she knows you better.

She already likes you. If she thought you were a troll she wouldn't have agreed to go out with you.

Basically, your only motive tonight is not to fuck that up. Just take it easy, be yourself and stay from the aforementioned "danger zones".

 

[swag]

Wrong movie for a first date & dont mention sport unless she does first.If you do happen to get another date & you dont remember what she told you,youre fucked.Women love to test us men like that.

Yeah, no sports. That's probably the dumbest thing one can do.

These boys are right on both counts. Don't bring up sports.

And Inglorious Basterds may be a false move, depending on the woman. A girl doesn't want to talk to her girlfriends about how her first date involved a high body count and scalped Nazis. You might want to go either the highbrow route, if you're trying to impress her intellectually, or the fun/comedy movie route -- if you're going for the fun guy route.

 

[Martin]

Aaron, are you also available for private tutoring?

 

[Enron]

Oh and let her pick the movie. She may not be a gore freak.

I recommend the Time Traveler's Wife.

 

[Enron]

Aaron, are you also available for private tutoring?

Sure. If the price is right.:evil:

 

[Delle Alpi]

Yeah, no sports. That's probably the dumbest thing one can do.

Wrong movie for a first date & dont mention sport unless she does first.If you do happen to get another date & you dont remember what she told you,youre fucked.Women love to test us men like that.

Maybe a romantic comedy., and I should get a voice recorder with me. Also I'm just not going to talk with juve, becuase usually in the middle of the date I love to talk about how crazy juve fan I am, and since she's a noth american they would say usually who are juve. So now I have the stage to talk for ever about our history. If only I can find a girl that love juve like me

 

[Enron]

Maybe a romantic comedy., and I should get a voice recorder with me. Also I'm just not going to talk with juve, becuase usually in the middle of the date I love to talk about how crazy juve fan I am, and since she's a noth american they would say usually who are juve. So now I have the stage to talk for ever about our history. If only I can find a girl that love juve like me

Don't do that until after your made coitus.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Damn, Aaron. You've got this thing pegged. You must be swimming in poonage.

 

[Martin]

Sure. If the price is right.:evil:

Maybe we could work on a setup where you speak into my ear from a safe distance.

 

[Byrone]

Maybe a romantic comedy., and I should get a voice recorder with me. Also I'm just not going to talk with juve, becuase usually in the middle of the date I love to talk about how crazy juve fan I am, and since she's a noth american they would say usually who are juve. So now I have the stage to talk for ever about our history. If only I can find a girl that love juve like me

As Aaron,let her choose the movie & stop over thinking.Dont play out the date in your head or else your are certain to make some sort of fuck up.Get yourself some gossip magazines & you'll have plenty to talk about.Trust me on that one.

 

[Byrone]

Martin's afraid to ask for my advice because he knows that he'll get laid within the first hour.

 

[Enron]

Maybe we could work on a setup where you speak into my ear from a safe distance.

We can do that. Have a lady over to dinner and we'll Skype it up.

 

[Delle Alpi]

No and no. Everytime you go to mention something political or religious flick yourself in the balls.

If she's a fan of sports then fine. If not, don't bore her with things she doesn't care about or understand. Explaining her your love for Juve or football won't mean much to her until she knows you better.

She already likes you. If she thought you were a troll she wouldn't have agreed to go out with you.

Basically, your only motive tonight is not to fuck that up. Just take it easy, be yourself and stay from the aforementioned "danger zones".

These boys are right on both counts. Don't bring up sports.

And Inglorious Basterds may be a false move, depending on the woman. A girl doesn't want to talk to her girlfriends about how her first date involved a high body count and scalped Nazis. You might want to go either the highbrow route, if you're trying to impress her intellectually, or the fun/comedy movie route -- if you're going for the fun guy route.

Ok, no sports , specially JUVE. no politics. Nice romantic movie, also no pub food. Thanks alot guys

 

[Martin]

We can do that. Have a lady over to dinner and we'll Skype it up.

I might need your help "from the top" as it were.

Martin's afraid to ask for my advice because he knows that he'll get laid within the first hour.

Well, you advertise in the yellow pages like the loudest used car salesman so naturally it's hard to take seriously