What Are You Doing Right Now? (212 Viewers)

[Lawnchair Bes]

Are we going to be having a baby?

lots of them. we need help to plow the fields

 

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[Bozi]

Are we going to be having a baby?

only if you wanna name him Choad

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

yo boz, take it easy eeh. i'm on to something here

 

[Bozi]

boz go back in chat

sorry chief, got a fatty with my name on it just need to see how this conversation was panning out

 

[Martin]

lots of them. we need help to plow the fields

what are you growing?

 

[Turdhead]

lots of them. we need help to plow the fields

Are you going to mother them? I am not motherly.

 

[Bozi]

yo boz, take it easy eeh. i'm on to something here

good luck Besmir, you are gonna need it

may you go like the Belgranoimp:

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

what are you growing?

all sorts of vegetables and legumes and such

Are you going to mother them? I am not motherly.

all you need to do is keep popping them out

 

[Turdhead]

No offence bes, but I think our children would be too lazy to do anything. I'm incredibly lazy.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

then tell me how do you intend to feed yourself in the mountains of pakistan

 

[Martin]

all sorts of vegetables and legumes and such

for personal consumption or world domination?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

first the former, then the latter

 

[Martin]

then tell me how do you intend to feed yourself in the mountains of pakistan

You're moving in with Tahir's parents?

 

[Turdhead]

then tell me how do you intend to feed yourself in the mountains of pakistan

I want a real man. A creative problem solver. When something breaks I want him to fix it without being asked. When someone needs done I want him to have already done it. So many men these days go from mother to wife, expecting the same.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

You're moving in with Tahir's parents?

it was her idea

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

I want a real man. A creative problem solver. When something breaks I want him to fix it without being asked. When someone needs done I want him to have already done it. So many men these days go from mother to wife, expecting the same.

i don't know what women expect seriously. here i am offering the most sensible solution, with a 5000 year old proven track record and it get thrown out for lack of creativity

 

[Turdhead]

What are you going to do when i'm still hungry and it's late? Kill tomorrows dinner or offer me an apple? No, why not use the goat bone and make me a soup. Know what I mean?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

yeah well, the goat is gonna stay so can release my sexual tension seeing as how you gonna leave me high and dry most of the time. no one is eating the goat.

 

[Turdhead]

Your sex drive is killing the idea. I need someone who isn't in it for the lay.

 

[Martin]

another one bites the dust eh bessy