What Are You Doing Right Now? (235 Viewers)

[Lawnchair Bes]

Your sex drive is killing the idea. I need someone who isn't in it for the lay.

i'll settle, as long as you promise we won't be "just friends". got plenty of that already

 

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[Lawnchair Bes]

another one bites the dust eh bessy

i'm losing count here

 

[Turdhead]

Mate I'm looking for a provider and a protector, not a friend. I'm looking for a man. Why can't there be men who don't want friends and only want to make one person happy? Is it too much to ask? Then the love, and sex is the natural progression.

 

[Martin]

i'll settle, as long as you promise we won't be "just friends". got plenty of that already

your umh... failed?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

Mate I'm looking for a provider and a protector, not a friend. I'm looking for a man. Why can't there be men who don't want friends and only want to make one person happy? Is it too much to ask? Then the love, and sex is the natural progression.

then let me ask you. what do you offer?

 

[Martin]

Mate I'm looking for a provider and a protector, not a friend. I'm looking for a man. Why can't there be men who don't want friends and only want to make one person happy? Is it too much to ask? Then the love, and sex is the natural progression.

Sounds like you're advertising for a policeman.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

your umh... failed?

too early to tell, but if history is any indication

 

[Martin]

too early to tell, but if history is any indication

don't beat yourself up prematurely

 

[Turdhead]

Sounds like you're advertising for a policeman.

Ok then I will settle for less. A man who cares more about making one person happy than he cares about anything else. If it will upset me, he doesn't do it not because he isn't allowed to but because he doesn't want to.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

Ok then I will settle for less. A man who cares more about making one person happy than he cares about anything else. If it will upset me, he doesn't do it not because he isn't allowed to but because he doesn't want to.

now would that be mutual?

 

[.zero]

good morning all

 

[Turdhead]

now would that be mutual?

Yes, except I care more about the one person than anyone else excluding myself because I am the lady.

 

[Martin]

Ok then I will settle for less. A man who cares more about making one person happy than he cares about anything else. If it will upset me, he doesn't do it not because he isn't allowed to but because he doesn't want to.

Still a strong claim to make. Strikes me as potentially harmful psychologically. If you do really care about that more than anything else, you fall into some kind of worship. And that's bad for your aim to be self reliant. Which you need to be in order to be a protector.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Meeting at work. seeya.

 

[Turdhead]

Still a strong claim to make. Strikes me as potentially harmful psychologically. If you do really care about that more than anything else, you fall into some kind of worship. And that's bad for your aim to be self reliant. Which you need to be in order to be a protector.

I never said it would be easy.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

Yes, except I care more about the one person than anyone else excluding myself because I am the lady.

seems like we have an agreement then. i'll have my people contact your people and we'll get in writing.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

I never said it would be easy.

everyone knows if it's easy it's not worth it

 

[Turdhead]

seems like we have an agreement then. i'll have my people contact your people and we'll get in writing.

Ok, wear an orange t-shirt and sunglasses. I think thats a powerful look.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

will do

 

[Turdhead]

everyone knows if it's easy it's not worth it

To be fair to Martin it should be noted that people who date me do tend to show psychological problems about 8 months in. But if you're strong, you'll make it.