Ford Prefect

Senior Member
May 28, 2009
10,557
Root beer and peanut butter. It's like the American marmite.
Im learning that all the stuff that looks so awesome on tv is actually shite lol. But im gonna keep on trying lol, twizlers were a disapointment...they dont taste of anything. One thing im sure that wont be a disapointment is the double down when i can finally find a fucking kfc
 

Ford Prefect

Senior Member
May 28, 2009
10,557
It is infested with fast food. I cant move for MCd's, Burger King, subway, Wendys etc. but i cant find a single kfc lol. To be honest im not looking that hard, but i would have thought that walking about 20 miles a day around these cities i would have stumbled onto one, esp in the busy parts of town...
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Nope and i've been looking. Popeyes are everywhere, i havent seen one kfc in LA DC or Boston.
Have you heard of my theory of chicken places as a reflection of how crappy your neighborhood is? For example, in reverse threat level order:

KFC - generally considered safe to be around with the occasional exception that ends up as a YouTube ultraviolent video
Brown's Chicken & Pasta - mostly safe with a chance of a dicey neighborhood where you won't find your car on the way back
Popeyes - iffy. Sometimes it's ok, but in some instances you might get your ass beat on by a crank addict who's gone wilding after eating some biscuits.
Church's - run. Do not stop. Not even for stoplights. 70% mortality rate for anyone with the means of owning, or stealing, a car. The rest? You gonna get raped.

Weird, ask a black guy for directions.
:lol:
 

Delle Alpi

Chemical Dean
May 26, 2009
8,679
Have you heard of my theory of chicken places as a reflection of how crappy your neighborhood is? For example, in reverse threat level order:

KFC - generally considered safe to be around with the occasional exception that ends up as a YouTube ultraviolent video
Brown's Chicken & Pasta - mostly safe with a chance of a dicey neighborhood where you won't find your car on the way back
Popeyes - iffy. Sometimes it's ok, but in some instances you might get your ass beat on by a crank addict who's gone wilding after eating some biscuits.
Church's - run. Do not stop. Not even for stoplights. 70% mortality rate for anyone with the means of owning, or stealing, a car. The rest? You gonna get raped.
:lol:
Once me and my friends stopped at a Church restaurant in Detroit on our way to watch the Yankees tigers, and it was sketchy. The funny part we got lost in one of the neighbourhood on our way, and we didn't stop at any stop sign until we got to a main street
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,956
:lol:
Once me and my friends stopped at a Church restaurant in Detroit on our way to watch the Yankees tigers, and it was sketchy. The funny part we got lost in one of the neighbourhood on our way, and we didn't stop at any stop sign until we got to a main street
That was a Church's Chicken alright. :D
 

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