Have you heard of my theory of chicken places as a reflection of how crappy your neighborhood is? For example, in reverse threat level order:
KFC - generally considered safe to be around with the occasional exception that ends up as a YouTube ultraviolent video
Brown's Chicken & Pasta - mostly safe with a chance of a dicey neighborhood where you won't find your car on the way back
Popeyes - iffy. Sometimes it's ok, but in some instances you might get your ass beat on by a crank addict who's gone wilding after eating some biscuits.
Church's - run. Do not stop. Not even for stoplights. 70% mortality rate for anyone with the means of owning, or stealing, a car. The rest? You gonna get raped.
KFC - generally considered safe to be around with the occasional exception that ends up as a YouTube ultraviolent video
Brown's Chicken & Pasta - mostly safe with a chance of a dicey neighborhood where you won't find your car on the way back
Popeyes - iffy. Sometimes it's ok, but in some instances you might get your ass beat on by a crank addict who's gone wilding after eating some biscuits.
Church's - run. Do not stop. Not even for stoplights. 70% mortality rate for anyone with the means of owning, or stealing, a car. The rest? You gonna get raped.


Once me and my friends stopped at a Church restaurant in Detroit on our way to watch the Yankees tigers, and it was sketchy. The funny part we got lost in one of the neighbourhood on our way, and we didn't stop at any stop sign until we got to a main street

