Kasaki

Moggi's Assistant
Jun 1, 2010
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Have you heard of my theory of chicken places as a reflection of how crappy your neighborhood is? For example, in reverse threat level order:

KFC - generally considered safe to be around with the occasional exception that ends up as a YouTube ultraviolent video
Brown's Chicken & Pasta - mostly safe with a chance of a dicey neighborhood where you won't find your car on the way back
Popeyes - iffy. Sometimes it's ok, but in some instances you might get your ass beat on by a crank addict who's gone wilding after eating some biscuits.
Church's - run. Do not stop. Not even for stoplights. 70% mortality rate for anyone with the means of owning, or stealing, a car. The rest? You gonna get raped.



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Once me and my friends stopped at a Church restaurant in Detroit on our way to watch the Yankees tigers, and it was sketchy. The funny part we got lost in one of the neighbourhood on our way, and we didn't stop at any stop sign until we got to a main street
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Ford Prefect

Senior Member
May 28, 2009
10,557
Have you heard of my theory of chicken places as a reflection of how crappy your neighborhood is? For example, in reverse threat level order:

KFC - generally considered safe to be around with the occasional exception that ends up as a YouTube ultraviolent video
Brown's Chicken & Pasta - mostly safe with a chance of a dicey neighborhood where you won't find your car on the way back
Popeyes - iffy. Sometimes it's ok, but in some instances you might get your ass beat on by a crank addict who's gone wilding after eating some biscuits.
Church's - run. Do not stop. Not even for stoplights. 70% mortality rate for anyone with the means of owning, or stealing, a car. The rest? You gonna get raped.



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The hostel i was staying at in dc had three popeyes within a 1 miles radius....one right next door lol.
 

X Æ A-12

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Contributor
Sep 4, 2006
88,218
Have you heard of my theory of chicken places as a reflection of how crappy your neighborhood is? For example, in reverse threat level order:

KFC - generally considered safe to be around with the occasional exception that ends up as a YouTube ultraviolent video
Brown's Chicken & Pasta - mostly safe with a chance of a dicey neighborhood where you won't find your car on the way back
Popeyes - iffy. Sometimes it's ok, but in some instances you might get your ass beat on by a crank addict who's gone wilding after eating some biscuits.
Church's - run. Do not stop. Not even for stoplights. 70% mortality rate for anyone with the means of owning, or stealing, a car. The rest? You gonna get raped.



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:lol: nice list, Swag.

The funny thing is that bit about asking a black would probably work. :D
 

Delle Alpi

Chemical Dean
May 26, 2009
8,679
Hosting a CL final party tomorrow at our place! Going to the grocery store later to grab the meat to marinate overnight. We have 3 Man utd fans, 5 Barca fans, my self, and a bunch of Canadians that would rather watch anything but SOCCER
 

Ford Prefect

Senior Member
May 28, 2009
10,557
jasper spends his day touring the nastiest fast food joints only to come back and complain about how hes not having fun you into s&m buddy? :D
The point of my trip is do stuff, eat things and see that/what i cant in the UK. Because id say 10% of our tv and 95% of our films are from the US, I see this stuff all the time without knowing what it tastes like etc. So every few days im hitting up a fast food joint that is different from home or we dont have at home. Like i said, most of the time im eating in vietnamese restaurants, because if they are making it the same was as in Vietnam, its healthy without even trying. And i cant find any thai restaurants in Boston and the ones in DC were shite.
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
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Apr 14, 2005
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The point of my trip is do stuff, eat things and see that/what i cant in the UK. Because id say 10% of our tv and 95% of our films are from the US, I see this stuff all the time without knowing what it tastes like etc. So every few days im hitting up a fast food joint that is different from home or we dont have at home. Like i said, most of the time im eating in vietnamese restaurants, because if they are making it the same was as in Vietnam, its healthy without even trying. And i cant find any thai restaurants in Boston and the ones in DC were shite.

check out the "to do's" of frommer's they tend to be on the money most of the time, and who cares what shit tastes like :D
 

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