What Are You Doing Right Now? (490 Viewers)

[ALC]

local fb group delivers:

this was made in a local church, behind the altar. only the priests have access to this part normally. it looks like they need sedatives and some cheap vodka to deal with life

at least it's not viagra

Don’t we all

 

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[Enron]

local fb group delivers:

this was made in a local church, behind the altar. only the priests have access to this part normally. it looks like they need sedatives and some cheap vodka to deal with life

at least it's not viagra

They probably put it in the communion wine.

 

[.zero]

local fb group delivers:

this was made in a local church, behind the altar. only the priests have access to this part normally. it looks like they need sedatives and some cheap vodka to deal with life

at least it's not viagra

what am I looking at here?

 

[X Æ A-12]

No need to confess your sins when you have no memory of the past few weeks..

 

[Bjerknes]

Which one of you guys can i put that down as a reference for my resume entry of virologist March 2020-August2022

You can put me down. My dad worked with Fauci. You’re welcome in advance.

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local fb group delivers:

this was made in a local church, behind the altar. only the priests have access to this part normally. it looks like they need sedatives and some cheap vodka to deal with the boys

FIFY

 

[Lion]

what am I looking at here?

Frontin is Alprazolam AKA Xanax in North America:

Alprazolam is mostly used in management of anxiety disorders, panic disorders, and nausea due to chemotherapy. Alprazolam is indicated for the treatment of generalized anxiety disorder and panic disorder with or without agoraphobia in adults

https://www.catalog.md/drugs/frontin.html

my guess is the church staff have anxiety issues possibly because of faith and existential crisis..... or dealing with church goers confessions (their struggles and inability to help them?)

 

[X Æ A-12]

anxiety about not gettin barred out

 

[swag]

@swag, how are you doing bro? Hopefully feeling much better.

Hey, sorry for the slow reply. I've been off the Tuz a bit this week. But thanks for asking! Tuzzers have been really cool and checking in... it means a lot. (I'm looking at you, @GordoDeCentral .)

The good news is things have been going about as well as expected. I only have three infusion treatments left, once per month, and my daily oral meds for the next 9 months. My body has reacted to all that about as good as can be expected. And the care here, while a touch industrial at times, has been excellent with cool people who are on top of it. Impressive for a free public healthcare system in Portugal, really.

So three months in this year-long program, I'm kind of now at cruising altitude getting ready for the long rest of the flight. Unlike the first few months of takeoff and turbulence, I can now take off the seatbelt and walk about the cabin. If you look at my blood labs, you'd never know anything was wrong with me. And healthwise, I feel pretty much 100% of normal again. No more anemia and even my blood oxygen is back to normal.

This process is about loading up regularly with a lot of meds for a year. Kind of like baking a cake for a set amount of time. After which there's a good likelihood that I'll be in remission and won't have to continue to take any meds to keep my immune system from messing with my red blood cells. So that's the hope.

The main issue now is complications with all the meds. I'm intentionally immunosuppressed, so catching a cough becomes a much more serious thing. And last week I had some inflammation show up in my joints and literally made my gluteus maximus ass hurt for days, so I had to sit on soft chairs for a while. Or maybe I'm just butthurt about Allegri. Stupid crap like that you have to put up with.

Now aren't you sorry you asked?

How's things with you?

If you want to change your life for the better then I’ll write you a personal recommendation to Hustlers University.

i was recently promoted to dean of admissions

Congrats, mang!

I have a business proposal for you. You know how like OnlyFans seems to attract not only entrepreneurial strippers but also the occasional amputee school teacher who caters to a handful of dudes with a deep fetish for scratching herself with a yard rake?

I'm thinking of going the other direction in this era of social media overexposure.

The name: OnlyH8rs

The concept: Using generative AI, we cater to haters by producing fake photos of all the peeps you are overly sick of seeing and hearing about. We render them not naked, but with a garbage back tied over their heads and their bodies encased with honey and fire ants.

That sort of thing. Think we might have a business opportunity here? I mean, think of all the Allegri haters this could service.

 

[Fab Fragment]

Hey, sorry for the slow reply. I've been off the Tuz a bit this week. But thanks for asking! Tuzzers have been really cool and checking in... it means a lot. (I'm looking at you, @GordoDeCentral .)

The good news is things have been going about as well as expected. I only have three infusion treatments left, once per month, and my daily oral meds for the next 9 months. My body has reacted to all that about as good as can be expected. And the care here, while a touch industrial at times, has been excellent with cool people who are on top of it. Impressive for a free public healthcare system in Portugal, really.

So three months in this year-long program, I'm kind of now at cruising altitude getting ready for the long rest of the flight. Unlike the first few months of takeoff and turbulence, I can now take off the seatbelt and walk about the cabin. If you look at my blood labs, you'd never know anything was wrong with me. And healthwise, I feel pretty much 100% of normal again. No more anemia and even my blood oxygen is back to normal.

This process is about loading up regularly with a lot of meds for a year. Kind of like baking a cake for a set amount of time. After which there's a good likelihood that I'll be in remission and won't have to continue to take any meds to keep my immune system from messing with my red blood cells. So that's the hope.

The main issue now is complications with all the meds. I'm intentionally immunosuppressed, so catching a cough becomes a much more serious thing. And last week I had some inflammation show up in my joints and literally made my gluteus maximus ass hurt for days, so I had to sit on soft chairs for a while. Or maybe I'm just butthurt about Allegri. Stupid crap like that you have to put up with.

Now aren't you sorry you asked?

How's things with you?

Wonderful to hear that you are doing better. I can’t imagine how difficult things must have been initially. These situations put things in perspective.
Hopefully, your only worry at this time should be a bald man who probably dreams of a goalless draw as the pinnacle of success.

 

[.zero]

Congrats, mang!

I have a business proposal for you. You know how like OnlyFans seems to attract not only entrepreneurial strippers but also the occasional amputee school teacher who caters to a handful of dudes with a deep fetish for scratching herself with a yard rake?

I'm thinking of going the other direction in this era of social media overexposure.

The name: OnlyH8rs

The concept: Using generative AI, we cater to haters by producing fake photos of all the peeps you are overly sick of seeing and hearing about. We render them not naked, but with a garbage back tied over their heads and their bodies encased with honey and fire ants.

That sort of thing. Think we might have a business opportunity here? I mean, think of all the Allegri haters this could service.

Let’s make this happen

l will be your Mr Wonderful

 

[U Picciriddu]

I’ll have a surprise party for a friend in a few hours. We always organise something when one of us becomes father. On the background his girlfriend is definitely the weak link because she’s stressing to much. Yesterday a friend misspoke something so he should be feeling something is going on. Plan A the normal ‘get someone to place x and everyone yells surprise’ went to shit.

Plan B: Put our suits and boxing gloves on. Drive to his house, beat his ass. Kidnap him. Drive to a quiet place, make him think the restaurant is there. Beat his ass again. Soften him up with whiskey. Drive to the restaurant and make him enjoy his night, bring him home again.

So it might be me but Plan B definitely sounds like the nicer plan. Anyway wish him luck, at 33 years old my buddy will finally become a man tonight.

 

[swag]

Wonderful to hear that you are doing better. I can’t imagine how difficult things must have been initially. These situations put things in perspective.
Hopefully, your only worry at this time should be a bald man who probably dreams of a goalless draw as the pinnacle of success.

Surprisingly it was more bewildering than difficult. I can roll pretty well with some wild stuff for a while. But it takes time to get your bearings.

But yeah, the good news now is I am only worried about Allegri taking off years of my life than anything related to my leukemia.

Let’s make this happen

l will be your Mr Wonderful

But Mr. Wonderful... I mean, that guy is an entertainment TV clown that's branded as a shrewd investor. I am really surprised how many people fall for that persona when his only measure of success is to sell eyeballs to advertisers.

I’ll have a surprise party for a friend in a few hours. We always organise something when one of us becomes father.

Is this like a monthly occurrence?? It sure reads like this. How many kids do the two of you have running around in this world with various mothers??!

 

[X Æ A-12]

But Mr. Wonderful... I mean, that guy is an entertainment TV clown that's branded as a shrewd investor. I am really surprised how many people fall for that persona when his only measure of success is to sell eyeballs to advertisers.


?!

false, he also succeeded in getting his wife out of charges after she killed two people in a DUI

 

[IliveForJuve]

I want a wife that I can get out of a DUI charge.

 

[swag]

I want a wife that I can get out of a DUI charge.

After getting me into one

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

But Mr. Wonderful... I mean, that guy is an entertainment TV clown that's branded as a shrewd investor. I am really surprised how many people fall for that persona when his only measure of success is to sell eyeballs to advertisers.

I guess it's safe to assuming there will be no purchasing of Chef Wonderful wine in Portugal

 

[swag]

I guess it's safe to assuming there will be no purchasing of Chef Wonderful wine in Portugal

We have much uglier winemakers to put on bottles. And the quality of the wine is proportional to the ugliness of the winemaker.

 

[Lion]

does anyone have experience operating or opening a restaurant? not as a worker but i mean an owner.

 

[X Æ A-12]

does anyone have experience operating or opening a restaurant? not as a worker but i mean an owner.

Andrea Cristiano owned a restaurant

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

does anyone have experience operating or opening a restaurant? not as a worker but i mean an owner.

He hasn't been around in a while, but @AndreaCristiano