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I probably would be happiest out in the woods just eating what I could get and chilling and making sour mash booze.

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Montani semper liberi.

Except I'd have a suppressed Armalite-style rifle...

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Can you really pull it off? I personally don't think I can. I kinda like being around people as annoying as they can get.
 

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Whoever decides the cadence of my scrum team has determined that it would be a good idea to end sprints on a Tuesday, but not start the next sprint until around noon on the following day. Someone brought up that this just leaves us in limbo for almost a full day, where we can't really move Jira tasks around because those story points would pretty much just be lost. The response was essentially "just do some documentation or something," rather than dev or QA work. Unparalleled leadership and planning from the top minds in Fintech once again. I need to get the hell out of here.
 

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Whoever decides the cadence of my scrum team has determined that it would be a good idea to end sprints on a Tuesday, but not start the next sprint until around noon on the following day. Someone brought up that this just leaves us in limbo for almost a full day, where we can't really move Jira tasks around because those story points would pretty much just be lost. The response was essentially "just do some documentation or something," rather than dev or QA work. Unparalleled leadership and planning from the top minds in Fintech once again. I need to get the hell out of here.
This can be the famous "innovation sprint", except that it last like 18 hours. :lol:
 
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    Whoever decides the cadence of my scrum team has determined that it would be a good idea to end sprints on a Tuesday, but not start the next sprint until around noon on the following day. Someone brought up that this just leaves us in limbo for almost a full day, where we can't really move Jira tasks around because those story points would pretty much just be lost. The response was essentially "just do some documentation or something," rather than dev or QA work. Unparalleled leadership and planning from the top minds in Fintech once again. I need to get the hell out of here.
    The documentation you should do is applying to other jobs.

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    Can you really pull it off? I personally don't think I can. I kinda like being around people as annoying as they can get.
    I live alone and work from home now, I don't really have a lot of interaction as it is.

    I grew up in the woods making traps and fires and shit for fun as a kid. I have studied survival techniques for years. My vehicle has 7 days of water and food in it, changes of clothes, all types of shit.

    I can't watch shows like "Walking Dead" because they make so many poor choices when it comes to survival. Let's go up on this 5-story building to hide! Let's create drama and risk where, realistically, if you get a broken ankle, you die.

    My greatest skill set is going to be wasted if we do not have an apocalypse.
     
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    The gift and the curse of unlimited soup and salad :touched: :pado:

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    If Ferran Adria did it then it would be the hottest thing on the street
    If you turn on closed captioning and hit the wheel to autotranslate from Brazilian Portuguese, I always dug this scene:


    What you need is to give someone a roasted squirrel on a stick... and then slap them.
     
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    I dunno. I think I'd get tired of eating grilled squirrels on a stick after a while.
    Nah, not enough meat. Deer, fish, blackberries, morels, snapping turtle, rattlesnake..... That's just what I can think of offhand in this area of Appalachia.

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    Been talking to an Iranian hottie. Much sweeter and attractive than English Sharons @Siamak is in heaven
    Get her out of Iran so you can own her entire body.
     

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    Been talking to an Iranian hottie. Much sweeter and attractive than English Sharons @Siamak is in heaven
    blonde?

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    Nah, not enough meat. Deer, fish, blackberries, morels, snapping turtle, rattlesnake..... That's just what I can think of offhand in this area of Appalachia.

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    Get her out of Iran so you can own her entire body.
    after getting citizenship she'll kick your ass.
     

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