Wittl

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Make a 5 year plan:

FIRST TIMER MODE
Year 1: You go to Rome+Florence+Toscana

FOOTBALL FAN MODE
Year 2: You go to Turin, Bergamo (yes Bergamo), Milan

GODFATHER MODE
Year 3: You go to Sicily and maybe Napoli

GERMAN TOURIST MODE
Year 4. You go to Lake Garda + Verona

WITTL MODE
Year 5: You go to some 300 souls village in Calabria and finance your trip with playing guitar on the street

BONUS (AMERICAN MODE)
You go to Venezia
Screw you:rofl:
 

swag

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Yeah, I think that's a bit of a stretch. Texture is a huge part of eating. You'd probably be a bit hesitant if you started eating shrimp only to find they had the consistency of marshmallows, for example.
I dunno. I kind of like the Mexican villages who think people who eat shrimp are basically eating sea insects.
 

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Expensive, delicious insects at that
That reminds me of a great bit from the TV show The Job. The show got reamed in the ratings. But the next year, right after 9/11, practically the same cast and crew re-packaged it about firemen instead of policemen and they called it Rescue Me and people went apeshit over it. (Also a good show, but so was The Job.) Even if Denis Leary annoys you.

They just can't put racial stuff on TV in the US anymore as they did in 2001:

 

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That reminds me of a great bit from the TV show The Job. The show got reamed in the ratings. But the next year, right after 9/11, practically the same cast and crew re-packaged it about firemen instead of policemen and they called it Rescue Me and people went apeshit over it. (Also a good show, but so was The Job.) Even if Denis Leary annoys you.

They just can't put racial stuff on TV in the US anymore as they did in 2001:

I'm going to watch this safely from the comfort of my home :D
 

AFL_ITALIA

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Someone wrote "all sex workers are communists" on a piece of paper and put it in my mailbox at work.

Not sure i agree. Sex work seems pretty capitalist to me
Also, what does that have to do with your job? :shifty:

Speaking of which, my friend just got back from a trip to Paris and Amsterdam. It sounds wild there, at least in the tourist area. Also, apparently the Dutch hate Americans.
 

Wittl

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Also, what does that have to do with your job? :shifty:

Speaking of which, my friend just got back from a trip to Paris and Amsterdam. It sounds wild there, at least in the tourist area. Also, apparently the Dutch hate Americans.
And the French hate everything that doesn‘t speak perfectly french.
 

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Someone wrote "all sex workers are communists" on a piece of paper and put it in my mailbox at work.

Not sure i agree. Sex work seems pretty capitalist to me
It sounds like a sexually hostile work environment. You should be able to sue for discrimination. :greed:

And the French hate everything that doesn‘t speak perfectly french.
They just take pride in being contrarians. You get the EU to proclaim the sky is blue, Hungary and Poland will say it’s Muslim and France would say it’s pink just to try to fuck with everybody.

If you like body hair celebrated in all the wrong places.
 

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