IliveForJuve

Burn this club
Jan 17, 2011
18,425
Indio jokes aside, I'm sorry to hear things have gone south so fast but equally curious to hear where you are going with his :)
I'll give you some background.

Long story short, I'm currently the legal counsel of a construction company (I was sent here by the law firm I work for, that was my promotion). So now I got a dick load of responsibilities and I'm constantly asked to bend the law so the company can move forward with its operations.

Thing is, I don't want the job anymore. I don't wanna deal with these radical Christians any longer (everyone in this company is a brainwashed Christian. They force their employees into reading the Bible and other chit).

So it occurred to me... Maybe I should just tell them I'm an atheist. Maybe they'll feel like I'm cursing their company and ask the firm to replace me with someone else.

I just don't know to how let them know I'm an atheist.
 

ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,033
I'll give you some background.

Long story short, I'm currently the legal counsel of a construction company (I was sent here by the law firm I work for, that was my promotion). So now I got a dick load of responsibilities and I'm constantly asked to bend the law so the company can move forward with its operations.

Thing is, I don't want the job anymore. I don't wanna deal with these radical Christians any longer (everyone in this company is a brainwashed Christian. They force their employees into reading the Bible and other chit).

So it occurred to me... Maybe I should just tell them I'm an atheist. Maybe they'll feel like I'm cursing their company and ask the firm to replace me with someone else.

I just don't know to how let them know I'm an atheist.
How about leaving a copy of the Flying Spaghetti Monster book on your desk?
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
Moderator
Apr 14, 2005
69,443
I'll give you some background.

Long story short, I'm currently the legal counsel of a construction company (I was sent here by the law firm I work for, that was my promotion). So now I got a dick load of responsibilities and I'm constantly asked to bend the law so the company can move forward with its operations.

Thing is, I don't want the job anymore. I don't wanna deal with these radical Christians any longer (everyone in this company is a brainwashed Christian. They force their employees into reading the Bible and other chit).

So it occurred to me... Maybe I should just tell them I'm an atheist. Maybe they'll feel like I'm cursing their company and ask the firm to replace me with someone else.

I just don't know to how let them know I'm an atheist.
Your job is to bend the law, to me you just sound like a very unmotivated person who is gravely mistaken about the realities of professional life, in other words you are a spoiled brat who will fuck opportunity after opportunity.
 

X Æ A-12

Senior Member
Contributor
Sep 4, 2006
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Your job is to bend the law, to me you just sound like a very unmotivated person who is gravely mistaken about the realities of professional life, in other words you are a spoiled brat who will fuck opportunity after opportunity.
:lol2: :lol2:

Last few pages has just been a roast of iliveforjuve but this is by far the meanest one cause totally serious. too far.
 

Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
59,314
I think gay porn would be the most effective.
And then he wouldn't have to go out and spend money on something new :baus:




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Your job is to bend the law, to me you just sound like a very unmotivated person who is gravely mistaken about the realities of professional life, in other words you are a spoiled brat who will fuck opportunity after opportunity.

Translation to indios:



 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
Moderator
Apr 14, 2005
69,443
:lol2: :lol2:

Last few pages has just been a roast of iliveforjuve but this is by far the meanest one cause totally serious. too far.
I have no ill will or negative intention behind it, it is simply how i see it. Dude gets to be counsel for a construction company, instead of making as many contacts as possible and maybe get a huge discount on an apartment he wants to get fired because they are freaks. I really wonder how he pictures a fulfilling job to be like.
 

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