DAiDEViL

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Feb 21, 2015
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Just read E. T. A. Hoffmann's Sandmann instead :p

...Eh, Natty', said she, 'don't you know that yet? He is a wicked man, who comes to children when they won't go to bed, and throws a handful of sand into their eyes, so that they start out bleeding from their heads. He puts their eyes in a bag and carries them to the crescent moon to feed his own children, who sit in the nest up there. They have crooked beaks like owls so that they can pick up the eyes of naughty human children.
 

lgorTudor

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Jan 15, 2015
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@GordoDeCentral @Osman @lgorTudor

I'm doing some research. Can you tell me how much in your country costs to buy some comics? I'm thinking about Sandman (graphic novel, quite big one) and Dylan Dog (small one but with many chapters?

I thought you'd give me the information faster.
Sandman:
-101€+104€ for Vol.1 and Vol.2 if you want the Omnibus Edition
-5x70€ if you want the Absolute Edition with its 5 Volumes
-10x14€ if you want 10 volumes of the paperback New Edition

Dylan Dog:
unfortunately I only find the complete series in German langage, the ones in Italian are few and far between. Cost 2-3€ per issue. I recommend Italian eBay for this

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Just read E. T. A. Hoffmann's Sandmann instead :p
One of my favourite books in the Oberstufe :touched:
 
Apr 15, 2006
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Lol, fuck them Christian bitches.

The religion thing wouldn't bother me as much if they didn't hire incompetent engineers (especially environmental engineers), accountants, etc from their church who fuck up everything and make my job x10 harder.
I think you should try pretending like you converted to Islam. Making them believe that you'd rather follow a religion other than theirs might be better than believing in no god at all and it will piss them off even more. :lol:
 

Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
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@GordoDeCentral @Osman @lgorTudor

I'm doing some research. Can you tell me how much in your country costs to buy some comics? I'm thinking about Sandman (graphic novel, quite big one) and Dylan Dog (small one but with many chapters?

I thought you'd give me the information faster.
Don't buy comics, only ever read what my brother buys. Asked him for a general ball park in prices. He said 40 Swedish kr for a comic single edition strip / magazine, or 4 dollars. And 200 kr or 20 dollars for a comic collection book (volume of stories or big graphic novel).

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Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
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Your job is to bend the law, to me you just sound like a very unmotivated person who is gravely mistaken about the realities of professional life, in other words you are a spoiled brat who will fuck opportunity after opportunity.
It depends. If you're in-house counsel I can see your point. In many countries you're also likely to be, at least somewhat, legally protected because both the civil and criminal liability will fall on the corporation.

As outside counsel you risk way too much to even think about bending the law yourself. Bribing a notary will tarnish your reputation, you are very likely to be disbarred and you even face significant jail time. No fucking way I'd ever do anything even remotely like that as an independent lawyer.

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swag

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Sep 23, 2003
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So this girl at work was for some reason telling that she watched a crossover episode ru pauls drag race and little women LA. I guess TLCs viewers have become numb to this shit and now they need to up the weird by combining midgets and trannies. All i could think of though while hearing this was how excited @swag would be to hear about the midget trannies
Midget trannies are such entry level stuff though.

Now midget tranny amputees... and things get a little more interesting.

Shes not that dumb just a basic bitch. I like her, not really as a person but Shes hot, well dressed and put together...like a pleasant painting that i can look up from my desk and enjoy when bored or horny at work

Shes not the purposeless cum dumpster that gave me artisianal soap for christmas
:lol: Sounds like you'll have to return the gift of "homemade liquid soap" for her next Christmas.

Nothing wrong with something good to look at in the office, however. :tup:

As one female stand-up comedian put it in a show I saw a couple weeks, "I'm about a 6, but if I keep my mouth shut I'm probably an 8".

Got a pic of @Lapa strutting his stuff at his new job

:lol: But he's wearing pants.

I'll give you some background.

Long story short, I'm currently the legal counsel of a construction company (I was sent here by the law firm I work for, that was my promotion). So now I got a dick load of responsibilities and I'm constantly asked to bend the law so the company can move forward with its operations.

Thing is, I don't want the job anymore. I don't wanna deal with these radical Christians any longer (everyone in this company is a brainwashed Christian. They force their employees into reading the Bible and other chit).

So it occurred to me... Maybe I should just tell them I'm an atheist. Maybe they'll feel like I'm cursing their company and ask the firm to replace me with someone else.

I just don't know to how let them know I'm an atheist.
Building for God? Razing rainforests for the Lord? Oh my.

Yeah, hanging with the God Squad can be a bit like being in some Black Mirror episode where everybody's been through a Christian lobotomy. That would be a tough environment for me to survive.

Look at the wall and ask your boss how that naked man ended up on a cross.
:lol: Yes!!!

Your job is to bend the law, to me you just sound like a very unmotivated person who is gravely mistaken about the realities of professional life, in other words you are a spoiled brat who will fuck opportunity after opportunity.
Boom. It's whatcha get paid to do, really. :D

Bolivians are the Tasmanians of South America.
Wow. I learned a lot about how Aussies think of Tasmanians from that statement. :tup:
 

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