So this girl at work was for some reason telling that she watched a crossover episode ru pauls drag race and little women LA. I guess TLCs viewers have become numb to this shit and now they need to up the weird by combining midgets and trannies. All i could think of though while hearing this was how excited @swag would be to hear about the midget trannies
Midget trannies are such entry level stuff though.
Now midget tranny amputees... and things get a little more interesting.
Shes not that dumb just a basic bitch. I like her, not really as a person but Shes hot, well dressed and put together...like a pleasant painting that i can look up from my desk and enjoy when bored or horny at work
Shes not the purposeless cum dumpster that gave me artisianal soap for christmas

Sounds like you'll have to return the gift of "homemade liquid soap" for her next Christmas.
Nothing wrong with something good to look at in the office, however.
As one female stand-up comedian put it in a show I saw a couple weeks, "I'm about a 6, but if I keep my mouth shut I'm probably an 8".
Got a pic of @Lapa strutting his stuff at his new job

But he's wearing pants.
I'll give you some background.
Long story short, I'm currently the legal counsel of a construction company (I was sent here by the law firm I work for, that was my promotion). So now I got a dick load of responsibilities and I'm constantly asked to bend the law so the company can move forward with its operations.
Thing is, I don't want the job anymore. I don't wanna deal with these radical Christians any longer (everyone in this company is a brainwashed Christian. They force their employees into reading the Bible and other chit).
So it occurred to me... Maybe I should just tell them I'm an atheist. Maybe they'll feel like I'm cursing their company and ask the firm to replace me with someone else.
I just don't know to how let them know I'm an atheist.
Building for God? Razing rainforests for the Lord? Oh my.
Yeah, hanging with the God Squad can be a bit like being in some Black Mirror episode where everybody's been through a Christian lobotomy. That would be a tough environment for me to survive.
Look at the wall and ask your boss how that naked man ended up on a cross.

Yes!!!
Your job is to bend the law, to me you just sound like a very unmotivated person who is gravely mistaken about the realities of professional life, in other words you are a spoiled brat who will fuck opportunity after opportunity.
Boom. It's whatcha get paid to do, really.
Bolivians are the Tasmanians of South America.
Wow. I learned a lot about how Aussies think of Tasmanians from that statement.
