What Are You Doing Right Now? (333 Viewers)

[Juvellino]

Massive protests today in Belgrade

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Buy on AliExpress.com

[Dostoevsky]

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[swag]

Avoid carbs and eat more veggies. Also go to the bathroom more often. If you hold your turds they become hard and hurt your asshole.

Also, don't spend more than 3 minutes on toilet, sitting on it for too long destroys your asshole.

Next time you're in the shower check your butthole. External hemorrhoids can be felt.

Edit: don't wear jeans or boxers that squeeze your butt cheeks together.

How can I forget the wisdom of Claudio's ass. His asshole has forgotten more things than I will ever know.

Fuck, I spend way more than three minutes because i fuck around on my phone.

Dude, you're using your phone at the wrong end.

Why won't she talk to me?

Because you ask questions like this.

Who cares, there are like 3499999999 more out there, don't mind fuck yourself into thinking she's 'special'

Yeah, that is the trouble. Make a girl feel she's special, and they're absolutely only going to reach for you like they reach for a double-ply quilted toilet paper asswipe.

The fact that your asking this question is why she won't talk to you.

Ghosting is so childish, but I guess it's de rigueur now. Everybody pussied out.

We went on a couple dates and talked a lot every day then suddenly she stopped. Whatever I was drunk last night I shouldn't drink and tuz.

A billion reasons. And all the more reason you should move on. Half the reasons typically involving the fact that women don't have a fucking clue as to what they want.

this is sad

I watched it with the sound off 'cause I was rocking some tunes on my headset. Definitely little to see here besides some fat woman walking around and mouthing. Yawn.

I was expecting Alejandro Jodorowsky here. Give me Salvador Dalií with giant insects coming out of his mouth at least.

btw it's poké but I'll give you a pass bc of your observation

Poke is everywhere. I enjoy it, but it's become a plague... like frozen yogurt in the 90s.

I dont get why people like pancakes. Theyre only good when you put toppiings on them that are good by themselves. Pancakes seem like some depression era nonsense that was cheap to make

Any topping you put on oancakes is better on waffles anyway

I have to agree. The only flapjacks I like are on tranny hookers bound up with jumper cables.

All the commies lining up to fellate the big homie

What are they protesting? I hope not pancake toppings.

If it were the Tuz, you know they would.

 

[.zero]

I would rathrr starve than eat pancakes

Stop trolling or I'll call the police

 

[Alex-444]

Welcome back @Alex-444

i hope you die

 

[Klovn]

 

[GordoDeCentral]

i hope you die

Lol oh i will, anyways try to stay out of trouble you was missed

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Had a dream today where I was walking around the streets of Mexico and ran into iceman, Dru and Easy-E along with their s/o at a local cafe.

I think this is a sign that a new Tuz meet-up is impending.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Huevo con jamón?

Prefiero un sándwich de huevo

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Had a dream today where I was walking around the streets of Mexico and ran into iceman, Dru and Easy-E along with their s/o at a local cafe.

I think this is a sign that a new Tuz meet-up is impending.

You can't dream about Mexico without ALC being in your dream.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I can't control my dreams.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I can't control my dreams.

Meet lucid dreams

 

[X Æ A-12]

Prefiero un sándwich de huevo

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You can't dream about Mexico without ALC being in your dream.

True. You two are probably playiing tummysticks down there right now. Leaving a mess for your poor indio made to cleanup

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Meet lucid dreams

Does that work for you?

 

[DAiDEViL]

Try Tagetes lucida, Sinicuichi and/or Blue Lotus.

...that's what i would say if i was from Davis

 

[GordoDeCentral]

True. You two are probably playiing tummysticks down there right now. Leaving a mess for your poor indio made to cleanup

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Does that work for you?

I can't always pull it off, but when I do, it's off the hook

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I also have a friend who went to uc davis, and he's the antithesis to granola folks, guess he's the exception

 

[X Æ A-12]

I can't always pull it off, but when I do, it's off the hook

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I also have a friend who went to uc davis, and he's the antithesis to granola folks, guess he's the exception

Yea a couple people i know went to Davis and arent that way it just has that reputation and is frequently the butt of jokes

 

[.zero]

Madafacka

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I hate how much of a phone zombie I am these days. I try to not be staring at my screen all the time, but it's even harder because my job is basically whatsapping and emailing all day

 

[X Æ A-12]

How does one drink withouht getting fat?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

How does one drink withouht getting fat?

Vodka and club soda is what the girls say

 

[Enron]

How does one drink withouht getting fat?

Vodka on the rocks with lemon and lime squeezed over it.