What Are You Doing Right Now? (271 Viewers)

[Maddy]

I once met a Kiwi. Full of spunk as well, at least when I was done with her.

 

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[king Ale]

So I met some Kiwi girls last night. I didn't know this at first as the music was loud and I wasn't sure what country they were from. And their accents were, well...

One of them kept introducing herself as "Mah-GAI".

So I kept repeating her name back to her has Mah-GAI. She and her friends kept laughing.

Went through about three rounds of this until I asked her to spell her name... M-a-g-g-i-e.

I'm like, WTF? It's funny when I say it but not when you do?

Now you know how I feel when I think I've gotten a pronunciation correct and I still need to repeat it many times for a native to understand. The day i get how to say Delaware without sounding like "i'm going to The Lover this weekend" i'll throw a party.

My brother couldn't pronounce "r" as a kid so he'd call me hoodie Then it became a thing and everyone started calling me hoodie, which drove my brother crazy as he was insisting how hoodie is wrong and hoodie is right. Your Mah-gai is wrong, theirs is not

 

[.zero]

"Marv Albert pulls up behind the rim in a diaper .... YES! And the foul!!!"

 

[Enron]

Because most people here have impacted wisdom teeth in their anus.



Hope? Yes.

Quality? Not yet. Pre-grinding coffee and letting it oxidize and grow stale while you sleep is a good way to ruin good coffee.

And when did you start reading Marie Claire?

Cold brew bruh. Cold brew or nothin.

 

[swag]

Now you know how I feel when I think I've gotten a pronunciation correct and I still need to repeat it many times for a native to understand. The day i get how to say Delaware without sounding like "i'm going to The Lover this weekend" i'll throw a party.

My brother couldn't pronounce "r" as a kid so he'd call me hoodie Then it became a thing and everyone started calling me hoodie, which drove my brother crazy as he was insisting how hoodie is wrong and hoodie is right. Your Mah-gai is wrong, theirs is not

Don't ask how I tried to pronounce Dunedin, New Zealand to them...

Yeah, but what's funny is it seems they expected me to say "Mah-GHEE" like an American pronunciation even though she pronounced it nothing like that. It would be like me saying, "My name is 'Greg', but you should pronounce it 'Swagadelic'".

Cold brew bruh. Cold brew or nothin.

I generally don't trust coffee that can sit out for two weeks after brewing and supposedly doesn't go stale.

 

[ALC]

Now you know how I feel when I think I've gotten a pronunciation correct and I still need to repeat it many times for a native to understand. The day i get how to say Delaware without sounding like "i'm going to The Lover this weekend" i'll throw a party.

My brother couldn't pronounce "r" as a kid so he'd call me hoodie Then it became a thing and everyone started calling me hoodie, which drove my brother crazy as he was insisting how hoodie is wrong and hoodie is right. Your Mah-gai is wrong, theirs is not

Oh I didn't know you were coming over this weekend!

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Dell-uh-where?

 

[Martin]

So I met some Kiwi girls last night. I didn't know this at first as the music was loud and I wasn't sure what country they were from. And their accents were, well...

One of them kept introducing herself as "Mah-GAI".

So I kept repeating her name back to her has Mah-GAI. She and her friends kept laughing.

Went through about three rounds of this until I asked her to spell her name... M-a-g-g-i-e.

I'm like, WTF? It's funny when I say it but not when you do?

nice to see you make contact with the English speaking world

 

[.zero]

I once met a Kiwi. Full of spunk as well, at least when I was done with her.

Golden

absolutely golden

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

So I met some Kiwi girls last night. I didn't know this at first as the music was loud and I wasn't sure what country they were from. And their accents were, well...

One of them kept introducing herself as "Mah-GAI".

So I kept repeating her name back to her has Mah-GAI. She and her friends kept laughing.

Went through about three rounds of this until I asked her to spell her name... M-a-g-g-i-e.

I'm like, WTF? It's funny when I say it but not when you do?

They fuck up their vowels all the time, the useless sheep-shagging cunce.

"Fush N Chups"

 

[ZoSo]

sexty sex

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

sexty sex

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New South Wales should annex their territory again

 

[Raz]

I'm contemplating to get banned just so I could read traitors thread again.

 

[Dostoevsky]

@Cheesio

you live in Paris?

 

[Cheesio]

@Cheesio

you live in Paris?

Oui monsieur.

 

[swag]

Golden

absolutely golden

Like the shower he gave her.

Oui monsieur.

Congrats on the new gig, Z.

 

[Cheesio]

Like the shower he gave her.



Congrats on the new gig, Z.

Been here for 10 months. And i am doing a master which i will finish next month and i need to find a job to be able to stay here

 

[swag]

Been here for 10 months. And i am doing a master which i will finish next month and i need to find a job to be able to stay here

Ah, your LinkedIn profile said 2 months... my mistake. But yeah, getting employment there I'm sure is a challenge. Good luck!

 

[Cheesio]

Ah, your LinkedIn profile said 2 months... my mistake. But yeah, getting employment there I'm sure is a challenge. Good luck!

Yeah, those are my internships

Thank you, yeah its really tough :xfinger:

 

[.zero]

I'm buried alive

 

[swag]

I'm buried alive

In vag