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Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,035
That's not unemployment. That's a debut in a gay porn film.



:lol:



Keep whipping the slaves, they'll come around.



I have a fixer ready to set me up there circa March 2018. Dunno if you can wait that long, but let's plan to cross paths if you can.



You said that about paraphilic infantilism.

"Marv Albert pulls up behind the rim in a diaper .... YES! And the foul!!!"
:tup: that sounds amazing

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Good choice btw, retirement?
 

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L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
83,515
Wisdom teeth extraction wasn't even that pain ful, why do people hype it up?
Because most people here have impacted wisdom teeth in their anus.

Hope? Yes.

Quality? Not yet. Pre-grinding coffee and letting it oxidize and grow stale while you sleep is a good way to ruin good coffee.

And when did you start reading Marie Claire?
 

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Tzu
Administrator
May 27, 2007
88,454
Because most people here have impacted wisdom teeth in their anus.



Hope? Yes.

Quality? Not yet. Pre-grinding coffee and letting it oxidize and grow stale while you sleep is a good way to ruin good coffee.

And when did you start reading Marie Claire?
I saw it on facebook linked by my (female) friend :D

But :tup: I just thought it was an interesting idea lol.
 

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L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
83,515
So I met some Kiwi girls last night. I didn't know this at first as the music was loud and I wasn't sure what country they were from. And their accents were, well...

One of them kept introducing herself as "Mah-GAI".

So I kept repeating her name back to her has Mah-GAI. She and her friends kept laughing.

Went through about three rounds of this until I asked her to spell her name... M-a-g-g-i-e.

I'm like, WTF? It's funny when I say it but not when you do?
 

king Ale

Senior Member
Oct 28, 2004
21,689
So I met some Kiwi girls last night. I didn't know this at first as the music was loud and I wasn't sure what country they were from. And their accents were, well...

One of them kept introducing herself as "Mah-GAI".

So I kept repeating her name back to her has Mah-GAI. She and her friends kept laughing.

Went through about three rounds of this until I asked her to spell her name... M-a-g-g-i-e.

I'm like, WTF? It's funny when I say it but not when you do?
Now you know how I feel when I think I've gotten a pronunciation correct and I still need to repeat it many times for a native to understand. The day i get how to say Delaware without sounding like "i'm going to The Lover this weekend" i'll throw a party.

My brother couldn't pronounce "r" as a kid so he'd call me hoodie :touched: Then it became a thing and everyone started calling me hoodie, which drove my brother crazy as he was insisting how hoodie is wrong and hoodie is right. Your Mah-gai is wrong, theirs is not :agree:
 

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Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,254
Because most people here have impacted wisdom teeth in their anus.



Hope? Yes.

Quality? Not yet. Pre-grinding coffee and letting it oxidize and grow stale while you sleep is a good way to ruin good coffee.

And when did you start reading Marie Claire?
Cold brew bruh. Cold brew or nothin.
 

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L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
83,515
Now you know how I feel when I think I've gotten a pronunciation correct and I still need to repeat it many times for a native to understand. The day i get how to say Delaware without sounding like "i'm going to The Lover this weekend" i'll throw a party.

My brother couldn't pronounce "r" as a kid so he'd call me hoodie :touched: Then it became a thing and everyone started calling me hoodie, which drove my brother crazy as he was insisting how hoodie is wrong and hoodie is right. Your Mah-gai is wrong, theirs is not :agree:
Don't ask how I tried to pronounce Dunedin, New Zealand to them... :D

Yeah, but what's funny is it seems they expected me to say "Mah-GHEE" like an American pronunciation even though she pronounced it nothing like that. It would be like me saying, "My name is 'Greg', but you should pronounce it 'Swagadelic'".

Cold brew bruh. Cold brew or nothin.
I generally don't trust coffee that can sit out for two weeks after brewing and supposedly doesn't go stale.
 

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Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,035
Now you know how I feel when I think I've gotten a pronunciation correct and I still need to repeat it many times for a native to understand. The day i get how to say Delaware without sounding like "i'm going to The Lover this weekend" i'll throw a party.

My brother couldn't pronounce "r" as a kid so he'd call me hoodie :touched: Then it became a thing and everyone started calling me hoodie, which drove my brother crazy as he was insisting how hoodie is wrong and hoodie is right. Your Mah-gai is wrong, theirs is not :agree:
Oh I didn't know you were coming over this weekend!

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Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
56,913
So I met some Kiwi girls last night. I didn't know this at first as the music was loud and I wasn't sure what country they were from. And their accents were, well...

One of them kept introducing herself as "Mah-GAI".

So I kept repeating her name back to her has Mah-GAI. She and her friends kept laughing.

Went through about three rounds of this until I asked her to spell her name... M-a-g-g-i-e.

I'm like, WTF? It's funny when I say it but not when you do?
nice to see you make contact with the English speaking world :tup:
 

Bianconero_Aus

Beppe Marotta Is My God
May 26, 2009
77,243
So I met some Kiwi girls last night. I didn't know this at first as the music was loud and I wasn't sure what country they were from. And their accents were, well...

One of them kept introducing herself as "Mah-GAI".

So I kept repeating her name back to her has Mah-GAI. She and her friends kept laughing.

Went through about three rounds of this until I asked her to spell her name... M-a-g-g-i-e.

I'm like, WTF? It's funny when I say it but not when you do?
They fuck up their vowels all the time, the useless sheep-shagging cunce.

"Fush N Chups"
 

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