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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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I got hammered in champagne on a boat, went home and ate Nutella with a spoon and passed out. Unemployment :touched:

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That's not unemployment. That's a debut in a gay porn film.

Too busy being employed
:lol:

Boost the plantation production slightly and you'll be ok
Keep whipping the slaves, they'll come around.

Idk, I'm starting to hate myself lately

I want to go on a 6 month trip to somewhere like Cuba and just drink smoke and write
I have a fixer ready to set me up there circa March 2018. Dunno if you can wait that long, but let's plan to cross paths if you can.

What can I say, I'm a fan
You said that about paraphilic infantilism.

"Marv Albert pulls up behind the rim in a diaper .... YES! And the foul!!!"
 

ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,526
That's not unemployment. That's a debut in a gay porn film.



:lol:



Keep whipping the slaves, they'll come around.



I have a fixer ready to set me up there circa March 2018. Dunno if you can wait that long, but let's plan to cross paths if you can.



You said that about paraphilic infantilism.

"Marv Albert pulls up behind the rim in a diaper .... YES! And the foul!!!"
:tup: that sounds amazing

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Good choice btw, retirement?
 

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L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,750
Wisdom teeth extraction wasn't even that pain ful, why do people hype it up?
Because most people here have impacted wisdom teeth in their anus.

Hope? Yes.

Quality? Not yet. Pre-grinding coffee and letting it oxidize and grow stale while you sleep is a good way to ruin good coffee.

And when did you start reading Marie Claire?
 

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Tzu
Administrator
May 27, 2007
88,988
Because most people here have impacted wisdom teeth in their anus.



Hope? Yes.

Quality? Not yet. Pre-grinding coffee and letting it oxidize and grow stale while you sleep is a good way to ruin good coffee.

And when did you start reading Marie Claire?
I saw it on facebook linked by my (female) friend :D

But :tup: I just thought it was an interesting idea lol.
 

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L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,750
So I met some Kiwi girls last night. I didn't know this at first as the music was loud and I wasn't sure what country they were from. And their accents were, well...

One of them kept introducing herself as "Mah-GAI".

So I kept repeating her name back to her has Mah-GAI. She and her friends kept laughing.

Went through about three rounds of this until I asked her to spell her name... M-a-g-g-i-e.

I'm like, WTF? It's funny when I say it but not when you do?
 

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