What Are You Doing Right Now? (76 Viewers)

[InterMerda]

So as I was going to work, I passed by the gas station close to my house to grab some smokes. I noticed and older gentlemen drop a 20$ bill as he entered his car, I approached, picked it up and as I was extending the 20 his way and about to say "sir you dropped your money", the $#@!er slams his door, tells me to $#@! off and drives of as of his life depended on it

Got free smokes

The moral of the story: tell old people to fuck off before they do. That was racist of him.

 

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[Fr3sh]

The moral of the story: tell old people to fuck off before they do. That was racist of him.

Nah man gotta respect your elders.
I got free smokes and giggles out it

 

[ALC]

You guys have any good pick up lines for Tinder?

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So as I was going to work, I passed by the gas station close to my house to grab some smokes. I noticed and older gentlemen drop a 20$ bill as he entered his car, I approached, picked it up and as I was extending the 20 his way and about to say "sir you dropped your money", the fucker slams his door, tells me to fuck off and drives of as of his life depended on it

Got free smokes

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I've been going with be the R&B to my gangsta rap but I haven't had enough matches to try it conclusively

 

[ZoSo]

You guys have any good pick up lines for Tinder?

"You would look good in my rape dungeon"

 

[X Æ A-12]

You guys have any good pick up lines for Tinder?

do they have to be in Spanish?

 

[ALC]

"You would look good in my rape dungeon"

"I don't mind eating pussy"

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@Kyle mucho humoroso bitch

 

[X Æ A-12]

you can come up with better one than that, homes



I have a joke for you tho, @ALC what do you call a Mexican detective?

















Sherlock Homes

 

[Enron]

You guys have any good pick up lines for Tinder?

Hey girl. All I'm missing is the little spoon.

 

[Hist]

Just watched catch 22 (1970s movie) for the first time. I highly recommend it, its a masterpiece on many levels. I am so impressed I had the urge to post about it here

 

[Völler]

Just watched catch 22 (1970s movie) for the first time. I highly recommend it, its a masterpiece on many levels. I am so impressed I had the urge to post about it here

Decent pick up line.

 

[ZoSo]

Decent pick up line.

You would look good in my rape dungeon

 

[Völler]

You would look good in my rape dungeon

 

[Osman]

Just watched catch 22 (1970s movie) for the first time. I highly recommend it, its a masterpiece on many levels. I am so impressed I had the urge to post about it here

Read the book, so much more layers to it. Incredibly hilarious.

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[enzo]

I have signed up for DAZN. For now its working really good. The app is very basic, but as long as the quality of service is that good, who cares...?

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[ALC]

you can come up with better one than that, homes



I have a joke for you tho, @ALC what do you call a Mexican detective?

















Sherlock Homes

I've heard that one before (which shouldn't be surprising), but it always cracks me up

 

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[swag]

You guys have any good pick up lines for Tinder?

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I've been going with be the R&B to my gangsta rap but I haven't had enough matches to try it conclusively

I learned everything I know about how to Tinder from partybitchkayla

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

You guys have any good pick up lines for Tinder?





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Hi. Nice pics

 

[swag]

Hi. Nice pecs

Fixed

 

[ALC]

Hi. Nice pics

Not bad

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I learned everything I know about how to Tinder from partybitchkayla

there's some good shit there