you certainly found the right girl! But you're wrong about @Fred hating wee wees imo. It's not that he hates them, it's just that he only has eyes for one and that is Pep's.
Ive been seeing a girl for three months and its turned into a relationship, so I got tested for her sake. Ive taken plenty of risks earlier, so I was sure I had something.
Started laughing in the waiting room, the nurse calling the numbers in both danish and english had a speech impediment, so "number eight" sounded exactly like "number aids"
I rarely go without rubber, but I was sure that I got something when I was semi raped by this girl that went home with me about 6 months ago. We were blind drunk the both of us and I fell asleep while she was blowing me. Suddenly I woke up and she was on top going at it..