What Are You Doing Right Now? (186 Viewers)

[Martin]

Whats your beef with dogs anyway? I hope its not the same as Elvin.

I don't like animals

 

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[Bozi]

How the fuck is that unconditional, mayn?

Not to mention you have to clean up the crap after them.
I'm never getting a pet (especially a big dog). It's about the most pain in the ass thing one can do.

they will always be happy to see you, they will always want to give you affection, they will always want to play with you, they will always enjoy long walks with you, they will eat whatever food you don't want

oh and it has been shown that a woman will find a man wearing jeans,t-shirt and taking a leasurely stroll with a dog to be hugely attractive (don't ask, i am not sure)

they offer so much but i suppose it is not for everyone

Thats the thing I dont have enough time to walk them & yes I knows its selfish & irresponsible but I dont trust anybody with them.They have to be trained as these two are real bullies.They are real saint when they are with me but they have terrirized enough dog walkers & two dog parlours dont want them near their premises.

Im planning on getting a quad bike & I can actually ride on my mates farm & get the dogs to run like mad.

i am lucky that here in Edinburgh there is literally thousands of places to walk a dog, the population is not that of a huge city but the fact it is so open with green spaces makes it a great city to live in,especially if you have a dog

 

[Elvin]

I don't mind animals as long as they mind their own business and stay the fuck away from civilization. I was actually a big National Geographic junkie as a kid, animal kingdom -- its laws and patterns can be fascinating, but only from distance.

and no, I haven't been raped by a dog

 

[Byrone]

I don't like animals

But you sure do when your eating their flesh.Seriously did you have a gf with an annoying poodle that didnt let you get lucky or something?

Whats your reasoning behind it if I may ask?

 

[Martin]

I don't mind animals as long as they mind their own business and stay the fuck away from civilization.

Well said. Animals in the country, people in the city.

 

[Bozi]

I don't mind animals as long as they mind their own business and stay the fuck away from civilization. I was actually a big National Geographic junkie as a kid, animal kingdom -- its laws and patterns can be fascinating, but only from distance.

and no, I haven't been raped by a dog

see thats the thing though, dogs are not like other animals, sure they need a strong owner or they can dominate a household but there is a special bond between a dog and a human that you can never understand unless you have had a dog yourself

 

[Martin]

But you sure do when your eating their flesh.Seriously did you have a gf with an annoying poodle that didnt let you get lucky or something?

Whats your reasoning behind it if I may ask?

What is this weird attitude? Do you have to have a traumatic experience to not like something? If so, what on earth happened to Alen and Milan?

I don't like animals, they have all the worst qualities of humans under the age of 5, and none of the good ones. Dirty, noisy, smelly, unruly. The difference is humans generally shed those qualities when they grow up. How is that for reasoning?

 

[Byrone]

they will always be happy to see you, they will always want to give you affection, they will always want to play with you, they will always enjoy long walks with you, they will eat whatever food you don't want

oh and it has been shown that a woman will find a man wearing jeans,t-shirt and taking a leasurely stroll with a dog to be hugely attractive (don't ask, i am not sure)

they offer so much but i suppose it is not for everyone

Ive asked a female friend of mine a while back whats the story with that & she told me that guys with pets tend to be emotionally available & are open to commitment as have a dog is kinda like having a kid.Basically your training yourself & showing woman your worthy. Woman I tell ya.

I don't mind animals as long as they mind their own business and stay the fuck away from civilization. I was actually a big National Geographic junkie as a kid, animal kingdom -- its laws and patterns can be fascinating, but only from distance.

and no, I haven't been raped by a dog

Okay bruv but if it did happen its a damn good thing your male.

 

[Elvin]

What is this weird attitude? Do you have to have a traumatic experience to not like something? If so, what on earth happened to Alen and Milan?

Oh man, I've been looking for this sentence since I joined this place. Tou-freakin-ché int:

Marry me, Martin

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

done with the wedding. now enjoying some ice cream and watching BOurne Ultimatum.

 

[Martin]

Marry me, Martin

done with the wedding.

weird succession of posts

 

[Elvin]

The universe is trying to tell us something

 

[Byrone]

Well said. Animals in the country, people in the city.

Well us humanbeing have been plundering their habitat for years so that doesnt work.

What is this weird attitude? Do you have to have a traumatic experience to not like something? If so, what on earth happened to Alen and Milan?

I don't like animals, they have all the worst qualities of humans under the age of 5, and none of the good ones. Dirty, noisy, smelly, unruly. The difference is humans generally shed those qualities when they grow up. How is that for reasoning?

Wow,slow down there Martin!True but as humans we are trained & taught on what what to do,whats socially acceptable & tolerable.Animals can be trained to be just the opposite of those foru above mentioned qualities but why do that?

I love animals & I simply wanted to know why you dispise them like that.No need to go all duke nukem on my ass.

 

[icemaη]

I'm planning on getting a cat and I'm gonna name it David III... I had two cats in my hometown, David and David II... Both got killed by wolves

 

[Martin]

Wow,slow down there Martin!True but as humans we are trained & taught on what what to do,whats socially acceptable & tolerable.Animals can be trained to be just the opposite of those foru above mentioned qualities but why do that?

I love animals & I simply wanted to know why you dispise them like that.

I'm not the most tolerant person ever. But it turns out I can muster quite a lot of tolerance for people. Animals though, that don't even have the social intelligence, that's a step too far. I'm not like those people in Jurassic Park who had all the patience in the world for the dinos that wanted to hunt them.

No need to go all duke nukem on my ass.

 

[Martin]

I'm planning on getting a cat and I'm gonna name it David III... I had two cats in my hometown, David and David II... Both got killed by wolves

why not get a wolf then

 

[Elvin]

I'm planning on getting a cat and I'm gonna name it David III... I had two cats in my hometown, David and David II... Both got killed by wolves

David III ffs?

Here's a cool name for a cat: Mandu. And he shall be Katmandu

 

[icemaη]

why not get a wolf then

Hmmm... great idea... All I would need then is a purple skin tight suit and a skull on my belt and call myself Phantom

 

[Martin]

Hmmm... great idea... All I would need then is a purple skin tight suit and a skull on my belt and call myself Phantom

 

[V]

I'm not the most tolerant person ever. But it turns out I can muster quite a lot of tolerance for people. Animals though, that don't even have the social intelligence, that's a step too far. I'm not like those people in Jurassic Park who had all the patience in the world for the dinos that wanted to hunt them.

That actually explains a lot.