Indian-albanian gypsy:
Combining the worst (and only) traits of all people, the indian albanian gypsy is most often found moonlighting as a grocery clerk/methlab slave, working from a stolen moving van. Spot them by the knock off adidas trainers, usually marked with the classic albanian 4th stripe, the extra d and the turban headwear which they wear from the age of 6 when they start going bald, thanks to their excellent collection of genes. The lineage of this people is one of sociological interest, as their sisters are usually their wives at the same time.
Teeth are a luxury rather than necessity as the concept of hygiene is considered a superstition.
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