What Are You Doing Right Now? (201 Viewers)

[Salvo]

Ya plenty. Ill get a replacement tomorrow.

 

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[Byrone]

Who says it's warm? You just get used at drinking it cold. It just gives many excuses, like you say how you like it cold even if you're a lying son of a bitch. Or you can just enter the defensive stance by saying 'oh I was just so much into conversation that I had no idea'! lol... Nah I'm messing around... partly. They never ask me to go out because I'm so adorable, eventhough I do drink it for days

You just wanna fertilze one of the waitresses obviously.

 

[Dostoevsky]

You just wanna fertilze one of the waitresses obviously.

that's not too far away from the truth. There was one that I wanted but she went to Croatia for 3 months and when she came back she had a ring and was engaged lol. Now there's a new one.

 

[Byrone]

that's not too far away from the truth. There was one that I wanted but she went to Croatia for 3 months and when she came back she had a ring and was engaged lol. Now there's a new one.

Dude, I keep on telling you, make your intentions known immediately. Get her number, send the dick pic immediately & say goodbye to Dusan 'FriendZone' Tomic.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Dude, I keep on telling you, make your intentions known immediately. Get her number, send the dick pic immediately & say goodbye to Dusan 'FriendZone' Tomic.

I'm an idiot, I admit that.

But there's no friend zone Dusan any longer. I don't even believe in that kind of friendship. And second of all, I don't want it.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I need a week to detox from women.

I've arrived at the conclusion that there are two kinds of relationships. The first kind are relationships like the one I had - where you want to become a part of eachothers lives, not become each others lives themselves. This is the road to happiness, I've got my shit and you've got yours - we meet somewhere in the middle and just enjoy each other. Sadly, this kind of relationship only works for one party (usually the guy) and leaves the impression of the female as sucking the life out of their boyfriends by being possessive, trying to forcefully spend time with you, calling in the middle of the night for no reason, not taking no for an answer, not respecting the schedule of the other person etc.

The second kind of relationship, and these are the guys who ruin it for the rest of us, are those happy fucking idiots you see. Men who function in relationships are exactly the kind of guys who can call you up 10m before you have agreed to meet before the game and say something ala "Hey, my girlfriend is super stressed over exams so I have to stay home and take care of her" and they feel it's okay because she is the #1 priority in every imaginable way. Those guys are also known as faggots.

So, I guess where I'm landing is: only spineless faggots can be happy in a relationship.

I wanna be gay.

guess what, thats what commitment is

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Fuck - I gotta watch some Dr. Phil. I remember the guy as something of a genious.

listen to bill burr, dudes hilarious and really smart(in his own way)

 

[Byrone]

I'm an idiot, I admit that.

But there's no friend zone Dusan any longer. I don't even believe in that kind of friendship. And second of all, I don't want it.

Suck n Fuck Tomic has a better ring to it.

 

[Dostoevsky]

guess what, thats what commitment is

Commitment is not betraying and ignoring those who were part of your life for years just because you'd get to dip your mushroom tip. Those guys eventually get out of relationship and when it comes to that then they start crawling to their friends. The same kind it not friend material.

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Suck n Fuck Tomic has a better ring to it.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Commitment is not betraying and ignoring those who were part of your life for years just because you'd get to dip your mushroom tip. Those guys eventually get out of relationship and when it comes to that then they start crawling to their friends. The same kind it not friend material.

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it's more than that mon ami, commitment is putting yourself second and the relationship first. Being committed means your friends, shit you like, space, independence will all genuflect to that monster they call 'relationship'

 

[Byrone]

it's more than that mon ami, commitment is putting yourself second and the relationship first. Being committed means your friends, shit you like, space, independence will all genuflect to that monster they call 'relationship'

Congrats on the appointment. Excellent decision.
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[Dostoevsky]

it's more than that mon ami, commitment is putting yourself second and the relationship first. Being committed means your friends, shit you like, space, independence will all genuflect to that monster they call 'relationship'

I'm not saying you should not be there for her. But everything has to its boundaries. If you have something arranged with your friends doesn't mean you can ditch them cause she phoned you with stuff like 'oh my god I ruined my nails, come see!'. They should realize that and not behave like 14yo girls.

 

[Byrone]

I'm not saying you should not be there for her. But everything has to its boundaries. If you have something arranged with your friends doesn't mean you can ditch them cause she phoned you with stuff like 'oh my god I ruined my nails, come see!'. They should realize that and not behave like 14yo girls.

You know things don't work that way. Sex > Your friends

Unless all your friends including yourself are bisexual.

 

[Dostoevsky]

No girl is worth that. The ones that are will be much more open minded.

At least that's how I see it.

 

[Byrone]

You're blinded by lack of sex.

 

[Nenz]

Hey franz! A friend of mine is hi-jacking the Schwarzkopf Australia's Most Beautiful Hair Competition.

https://style-studio.com.au/ambh/profile/444

He's in second place to some biyyaatch. Please do him a favor and vote so he can get flown to Sydney and do a photo shoot with Elle McPherson.

 

[Fint]

Just had my first waffle @Lapa

 

[Byrone]

Hey franz! A friend of mine is hi-jacking the Schwarzkopf Australia's Most Beautiful Hair Competition.

https://style-studio.com.au/ambh/profile/444

He's in second place to some biyyaatch. Please do him a favor and vote so he can get flown to Sydney and do a photo shoot with Elle McPherson.

Done.

 

[Nenz]

Yo B! How's your life brethren? You've been missed. Sorely.

 

[Byrone]

Crap but carrying on Nenz. How are things on your end?

 

[Salvo]

3 and my mates have helped your mate Nens.