What Are You Doing Right Now? (150 Viewers)

[.zero]

I need a week to detox from women.

I've arrived at the conclusion that there are two kinds of relationships. The first kind are relationships like the one I had - where you want to become a part of eachothers lives, not become each others lives themselves. This is the road to happiness, I've got my shit and you've got yours - we meet somewhere in the middle and just enjoy each other. Sadly, this kind of relationship only works for one party (usually the guy) and leaves the impression of the female as sucking the life out of their boyfriends by being possessive, trying to forcefully spend time with you, calling in the middle of the night for no reason, not taking no for an answer, not respecting the schedule of the other person etc.

The second kind of relationship, and these are the guys who ruin it for the rest of us, are those happy fucking idiots you see. Men who function in relationships are exactly the kind of guys who can call you up 10m before you have agreed to meet before the game and say something ala "Hey, my girlfriend is super stressed over exams so I have to stay home and take care of her" and they feel it's okay because she is the #1 priority in every imaginable way. Those guys are also known as faggots.

So, I guess where I'm landing is: only spineless faggots can be happy in a relationship.

I wanna be gay.

Button down the hatches

 

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[.zero]

In another boring meeting

 

[Byrone]

Get a colleague that has tourettes to make the meeting interesting.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Visited my old work place today, ended up staying there for 4 hours.

 

[.zero]

They put you to work again?

 

[Hængebøffer]

Nah, I just enjoyed being there.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

What up niggaz

 

[.zero]

Nah, I just enjoyed being there.

Was it a turkish bath house?

 

[Nenz]

Crap but carrying on Nenz. How are things on your end?

Hey, you work too hard uh! Boy, you gotta chill. Keep that chin up though. Things are alright, man. Just working at bars/clubs as I work my way through uni. Best decision I ever made. Having a blast. And the chiiicks mate!

Good to have some quality back on the forum dude. Stick around, won't you

3 and my mates have helped your mate Nens.

Thanks, legend. Hopefully he wins it. Would be hilarious!

 

[Hængebøffer]

Was it a turkish bath house?

No no, the children, Dru, the children.

 

[Hængebøffer]

@swag

 

[.zero]

No no, the children, Dru, the children.

 

[Byrone]

Hey, you work too hard uh! Boy, you gotta chill. Keep that chin up though. Things are alright, man. Just working at bars/clubs as I work my way through uni. Best decision I ever made. Having a blast. And the chiiicks mate!

Good to have some quality back on the forum dude. Stick around, won't you

Yeah life is awful rainbows & sunshine until you enter the real world. Good to hear you having a great time, post some pics of them tarts.

 

[Dostoevsky]

@swag

Damn that device is great.

 

[Salvo]

Hey, you work too hard uh! Boy, you gotta chill. Keep that chin up though. Things are alright, man. Just working at bars/clubs as I work my way through uni. Best decision I ever made. Having a blast. And the chiiicks mate!

Good to have some quality back on the forum dude. Stick around, won't you



Thanks, legend. Hopefully he wins it. Would be hilarious!

Yeah, oath.

What are you studying?

 

[Nzoric]

guess what, thats what commitment is

BS. Commitment is making your life function with the life of the other person in the relationship, not becoming the life of the other person. What a difference.

 

[Salvo]

Damn that device is great.

This can't be hygienic .

 

[Hængebøffer]

This can't be hygienic .

You clearly never tried a vagina.

 

[Dostoevsky]

This can't be hygienic .

You just buy it for yourself and problem solved.

 

[swag]

@swag

The best part is when somebody in the office confuses it for the fax machine.