What Are You Doing Right Now? (183 Viewers)

[Byrone]

What happened? Sounds like a girl something, because it sucks and when it sucks it has something to do with a girl. Either that or someone died.

He got dumped & he's all depressed because he planned on doing the dumping.

 

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[Dostoevsky]

So it is a girl. Of course.

Don't worry Nikola, there's plenty of more chicks out there that will dump you, me and everyone else.

 

[Nzoric]

He got dumped & he's all depressed because he planned on doing the dumping.

That would make sense, actually. It's just that I did the dumping and feel like shit today.

So, I'll spend the day in bed wathing a series and smoking copious amounts of weed .- try to self medicate it away.

 

[Fint]

Sorry to hear it lad

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Man the fuck up, Nikola.

 

[Byrone]

That would make sense, actually. It's just that I did the dumping and feel like shit today.

So, I'll spend the day in bed wathing a series and smoking copious amounts of weed .- try to self medicate it away.

That danish lifestyle has turned you into a pussy.

 

[Hængebøffer]

It was definitely Nzoric who got dumped.

 

[ZoSo]

Man the fuck up, Nikola.

u sound irrational and emotional

the kind to kill yourself over a single lick of pussy

 

[Fint]

u sound irrational and emotional

the kind to kill yourself over a single lick of pussy

What a line, who was that again, Zach?

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

u sound irrational and emotional

the kind to kill yourself over a single lick of pussy

@Fint, that was our good friend from the Caribbean mukumspalu, replying to a certain emotionally sensitive Chinese-Jew Englishman.

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It was definitely Nzoric who got dumped.

Without a shadow of a doubt.

 

[Fint]

@Fint, that was our good friend from the Caribbean mukumspalu, replying to a certain emotionally sensitive Chinese-Jew Englishman.

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Without a shadow of a doubt.

Ah yes, it was right there in your sig

 

[Byrone]

Nikola, you're wasting a golden opportunity to bang some of your exe's friends. I'll never forgive you if you don't take advantage of the situation. Don't be that guy.

 

[Hængebøffer]

I'll never forgive you if you don't go on a drug spree this summer.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Considering he feels like shit I'd say he has some feelings towards her. Which then ask why would he break up? Common sense would say afraid of commitment. Logical answer on that would probably be following Byrone's advice and taking advantage of her friends now. That will put you into a total new mood where you see yourself as a gigantic asshole, so you will totally forget that you left her and you'll have to worry about new things.

 

[Nzoric]

I need a week to detox from women.

I've arrived at the conclusion that there are two kinds of relationships. The first kind are relationships like the one I had - where you want to become a part of eachothers lives, not become each others lives themselves. This is the road to happiness, I've got my shit and you've got yours - we meet somewhere in the middle and just enjoy each other. Sadly, this kind of relationship only works for one party (usually the guy) and leaves the impression of the female as sucking the life out of their boyfriends by being possessive, trying to forcefully spend time with you, calling in the middle of the night for no reason, not taking no for an answer, not respecting the schedule of the other person etc.

The second kind of relationship, and these are the guys who ruin it for the rest of us, are those happy fucking idiots you see. Men who function in relationships are exactly the kind of guys who can call you up 10m before you have agreed to meet before the game and say something ala "Hey, my girlfriend is super stressed over exams so I have to stay home and take care of her" and they feel it's okay because she is the #1 priority in every imaginable way. Those guys are also known as faggots.

So, I guess where I'm landing is: only spineless faggots can be happy in a relationship.

I wanna be gay.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Too much DR. Phil and not enough Tuz.

 

[Nzoric]

Fuck - I gotta watch some Dr. Phil. I remember the guy as something of a genious.

 

[Dostoevsky]

I wanna be gay.

Well...

@Salvo

 

[Nzoric]

@Salvo

I don't care if you top or bottom, get over here and we'll give it a shot.

 

[Salvo]

Only for you baby.