OK, we'll go from racism and Wacky Races to something to tickle Martin's brain.
Interesting paper that suggests Twitter tribes develop their own language variants:
http://www.epjdatascience.com/content/2/1/3
I think this applies to the Tuz. For example, a unique word map like so:
might have population clusters on the Tuz for words like "Overrated", "SELL!", "NotJuveMaterial", "Marcelo" ... or my group: "trannies", "poop", etc...