Martin

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Dec 31, 2000
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Enron

Tickle Me
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Let's just say I ran into Michael J Fox there and he didn't have Parkinson's.

Btw:
http://microsites.lomography.com/stores/gallery-stores/austin
http://www.lomography.com/magazine/events/2012/02/28/sxsw-film-10-camera-workshop-analogue-love
How does that rate on your hipster douchebag scales?
Yikes, if you got a free PBR on arrival it would be a 10/10.

I have a sweet Nikon from the 1970s. Unfortunately it only came with a dead Grandfather instead of a $10 workshop.

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I don't think I would do well in Texas.
Do you require a lot of health care or a job that pays more than minimum wage?
 

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
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Do you require a lot of health care or a job that pays more than minimum wage?
Well this is awkward.

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The thing about Nikons and cameras in general is, IMO, it's really all about the lens. $#@! megapixels: give me a great lens anyday.
I think everyone knows that by now. "Oh look my smartphone has 5megapixels. But why do the pictures look so awful??"
 

Nzoric

Grazie Mirko
Jan 16, 2011
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Well, at Mardi Gras there are three things you can get arrested for. Fighting, showing your dick, and peeing in the street. When you're along the parade routes there aren't a lot of bathrooms, so people end up getting jacked for pissing in the bushes and what not. One of the guys I went down with had an older brother (we stayed with him), who had a buddy that lived along the main parade route. He had a bathroom with a door that opened to the outside and we would use it when we needed. On one of the bathroom breaks a bunch of girls starting peeing in the bushes and we're like "yo come up here before the cops see you". So they did and one of them flashed us and was like "is that enough? or should I do it for the camera?" we were like "for the camera". So she did. However, her friends were like "we don't want to flash for the camera, but we do need the bathroom so how does 10 bucks each sound?", we were like "done". And so began the "Titties or Taxes, LLC". After a while the guy was like "yo hold it down here for as long as you want, but charge them" he took about $100 and was like "whatever cash you get is yours, I don't need it and this is hilarious" (guy is an attorney). Three hours later I had a wad of cash because hardly anyone wanted to flash for the camera. Though plenty were down to flash off camera. But most just paid, some even insisted on giving me $20. And one asked me to a party at Tulane which was the bomb. I ended up doing the same thing the next afternoon.

My little secret? The camera had no film in it.:D
Boss :lol: . Great story
 

Enron

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:rofl:



The thing about Nikons and cameras in general is, IMO, it's really all about the lens. Fuck megapixels: give me a great lens anyday.
It came with a decent zoom lens that can shoot wide-angle landscapes like a boss.

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:rofl:



The thing about Nikons and cameras in general is, IMO, it's really all about the lens. Fuck megapixels: give me a great lens anyday.
Instagrams begs to differ. I hate that program.
 

Bezzy

The Bookie Queen
Jun 5, 2010
20,828
conversation between daughter and mother
D: can I have dinner with you on saturday before a friend picks me up for a party.
M: you always can stay for dinner and if you want you can stay for a sleep after the party. Do you want that?
D: maybe I don't know yet.
M: If you want to you can also bring someone with you for the night
D: Mom, I don't do that stuff
M: A clear daughter of me
D: Did you do that stuff?
M: might be

:heart:
 

Kate

Moderator
Feb 7, 2011
18,595
conversation between daughter and mother
D: can I have dinner with you on saturday before a friend picks me up for a party.
M: you always can stay for dinner and if you want you can stay for a sleep after the party. Do you want that?
D: maybe I don't know yet.
M: If you want to you can also bring someone with you for the night
D: Mom, I don't do that stuff
M: A clear daughter of me
D: Did you do that stuff?
M: might be

:heart:
You should write a play.
 

Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
61,503
Well, at Mardi Gras there are three things you can get arrested for. Fighting, showing your dick, and peeing in the street. When you're along the parade routes there aren't a lot of bathrooms, so people end up getting jacked for pissing in the bushes and what not. One of the guys I went down with had an older brother (we stayed with him), who had a buddy that lived along the main parade route. He had a bathroom with a door that opened to the outside and we would use it when we needed. On one of the bathroom breaks a bunch of girls starting peeing in the bushes and we're like "yo come up here before the cops see you". So they did and one of them flashed us and was like "is that enough? or should I do it for the camera?" we were like "for the camera". So she did. However, her friends were like "we don't want to flash for the camera, but we do need the bathroom so how does 10 bucks each sound?", we were like "done". And so began the "Titties or Taxes, LLC". After a while the guy was like "yo hold it down here for as long as you want, but charge them" he took about $100 and was like "whatever cash you get is yours, I don't need it and this is hilarious" (guy is an attorney). Three hours later I had a wad of cash because hardly anyone wanted to flash for the camera. Though plenty were down to flash off camera. But most just paid, some even insisted on giving me $20. And one asked me to a party at Tulane which was the bomb. I ended up doing the same thing the next afternoon.

My little secret? The camera had no film in it.:D
 

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