What Are You Doing Right Now? (208 Viewers)

[swag]

It's jury selection time. I'm hoping my bitter experience four years ago as foreman on a jury for seven felony counts for a spree of home burglaries that resulted in 7 hung decisions works in my favor.

But while I'm behind the lawyers, I can use my phone.

 

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[GordoDeCentral]

just tell em how your nightly convos with jebus will help you reach the correct verdict

 

[Bisco]

ooooooolllllaaaaaaaaaaa nerdizzles finally got my connection back in service as it dc'd and guess why?!?! ONLY IN EGYPT some one nice stole the cable not only form bisco no no no that would be an amateur job but from the entire area oh did i mention its the same area where egypts secret service head quarters is?!?! dont know if they were dc'd or not but i know my entire block was offline for 4 days bec someone really nice thought under ground telephone cables were worth stealing i know you might be thinking come on bisco thats far stretched but i kid you not i was stunned when my gate keeper told me why my land line was'nt working

 

[swag]

just tell em how your nightly convos with jebus will help you reach the correct verdict

Where's AC when you need him?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

ooooooolllllaaaaaaaaaaa nerdizzles finally got my connection back in service as it dc'd and guess why?!?! ONLY IN EGYPT some one nice stole the cable not only form bisco no no no that would be an amateur job but from the entire area oh did i mention its the same area where egypts secret service head quarters is?!?! dont know if they were dc'd or not but i know my entire block was offline for 4 days bec someone really nice thought under ground telephone cables were worth stealing i know you might be thinking come on bisco thats far stretched but i kid you not i was stunned when my gate keeper told me why my land line was'nt working

lol gotta love masr

Where's AC when you need him?

Dubya style

 

[Bisco]

lol gotta love masr



Dubya style

ooooooooooohhhhhhh yes D masr om el donya

 

[GordoDeCentral]

ooooooooooohhhhhhh yes D masr om el donya

i dont know if i ever told you this, but playing soccer with egyptians here has got to be the most entertainting/frustrating thing ever lol i guess it kinda sums up the egyptian experience, it frustrates you as much as it entertains

 

[Bisco]

i dont know if i ever told you this, but playing soccer with egyptians here has got to be the most entertainting/frustrating thing ever lol i guess it kinda sums up the egyptian experience, it frustrates you as much as it entertains

tell me about it bro!! 1- they dont pass!!!

2- they for a min think they r the new messi and dribble past a handful before shooting like a girl or miles away from the goal post!!

3- the moaning you hear after any light tackle blenty blenty yaaa man!!! ( there is no use correcting them and telling them its penalty not blen!!! )

thats the way to sum it up bro let me tell u that yr experience with egyptains in football has just made u more adaptable to living here

if you want to get a good laugh watch a game for the national team against any team from north africa par morocco ( they dont really pull the same stunts!!) you will die from laughter

 

[swag]

One elderly black man up for jury selection was asked about his prior convictions. Arrested 40+ years ago at a civil rights demonstration.

The judge (a white dude) is like, "I'm not supposed to say this, but right on ya!"

 

[GordoDeCentral]

tell me about it bro!! 1- they dont pass!!!

2- they for a min think they r the new messi and dribble past a handful before shooting like a girl or miles away from the goal post!!

3- the moaning you hear after any light tackle blenty blenty yaaa man!!! ( there is no use correcting them and telling them its penalty not blen!!! )

thats the way to sum it up bro let me tell u that yr experience with egyptains in football has just made u more adaptable to living here

if you want to get a good laugh watch a game for the national team against any team from north africa par morocco ( they dont really pull the same stunts!!) you will die from laughter

like i said equally as frustrating as it is entertaining

One elderly black man up for jury selection was asked about his prior convictions. Arrested 40+ years ago at a civil rights demonstration.

The judge (a white dude) is like, "I'm not supposed to say this, but right on ya!"

but "Years ago he woulda been the ship's captain"

 

[ALC]

 

[Klovn]

Deneb, Where do you live, and are you Argentine?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Deneb, Where do you live, and are you Argentine?

I ain't from dallas but I D town boogie

*gonna attempt to answer questions in this thread with rap lyics

 

[king Ale]

ah nostalgia and selective memory

Always wished to grow up as fast as possible as a kid, didn't know problems (not responsibilities) would get bigger accordingly

 

[Enron]

I have 100 problems.

 

[king Ale]

I ain't from dallas but I D town boogie

*gonna attempt to answer questions in this thread with rap lyics

Deneb's origins, greatest mystery of Juventuz. Why do they want to know, why do you not want to tell?

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Heading to Hyderabad tomorrow afternoon. From what i hear its gonna be a 1000°C, people there hate peeps from Mumbai, they talk in a funny accent, traffic rules dont exist, only food they eat is anything that goes with rice. Looking forward to it!

Unfortunately it means no Bangawhore visit, I wanted to get sheik stoned and wasted

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I have* 100** problems.

* got
**99

but hustini aint one...

---------- Post added 21.05.2012 at 14:54 ----------

Always wished to grow up as fast as possible as a kid, didn't know problems (not responsibilities) would get bigger accordingly

it's not so bad, keep it simple and above all keep it positive

Deneb's origins, greatest mystery of Juventuz. Why do they want to know, why do you not want to tell?

i heard women love mystery

 

[Delle Alpi]

Had a productive morning. I took advantage of the off day to apply for 20 jobs around the Toronto region

 

[Kate]

Big brush fire here, whole downtown is covered in smoke