BTW, why the fuck do hotels NOT have bum guns in their toilets? It's so disgusting to just wipe it off with paper.
Oh, and why the fuck did my hotel charge me $7 for a bottle of water? FFS! That's more expensive than a pack of M&M's!
I shall take your advice into consideration.
Oh, and why the fuck did my hotel charge me $7 for a bottle of water? FFS! That's more expensive than a pack of M&M's!

I shall take your advice into consideration.
