Vincenzo Iaquinta (13 Viewers)
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Now listen here, chumps. Iaquinta's shaven side haircut is GOSH so annoying, and probably will affect his playing ability. I can already see him scratching the sides of his head because of the cut being itchy, causing him to miss chances. He looks too much like David Beckham but he doesn't have the face, body or ability to have that haircut. I mean, while it may make him more aerodynamic, him scratching and playing with his hair constantly will really slow down our play.
Iaquinta needs to cut his hair. Just shave it off. Our season depends on it. :nerd:
Iaquinta needs to cut his hair. Just shave it off. Our season depends on it. :nerd:
I don't think Vinnie missing sitters and having the ball control of a 5 year old dyslexic is any more enjoyable to watch 
missing sitters and having the ball control of an elephant are the key characteristics of Amauri.Stop underrating Iaquinta for 3 bad performances before his injury. Amauri on the other hand is performing like shit for a freaking year by now. I'm not saying IQ is enjoyable to watch, but he makes it up by scoring some important goals.
Here's some enjoyable numbers for those who think I've a fake PhD in maths
Vincinzo Iaquinta ---------- Amauri
720 minutes Minutes played 1440 minutes
4 goals Goals scored 4 goals
2 assists Assists made 1 assist
20 Shots 51
10 Shots on target 20
7 Fouls committed 37
10 Fouls suffered 36
1 Yellow cards 3
0 Red cards 1
720 minutes Minutes played 1440 minutes
4 goals Goals scored 4 goals
2 assists Assists made 1 assist
20 Shots 51
10 Shots on target 20
7 Fouls committed 37
10 Fouls suffered 36
1 Yellow cards 3
0 Red cards 1
missing sitters and having the ball control of an elephant are the key characteristics of Amauri.Stop underrating Iaquinta for 3 bad performances before his injury. Amauri on the other hand is performing like shit for a freaking year by now. I'm not saying IQ is enjoyable to watch, but he makes it up by scoring some important goals.
Here's some enjoyable numbers for those who think I've a fake PhD in maths
Vincinzo Iaquinta ---------- Amauri
720 minutes Minutes played 1440 minutes
4 goals Goals scored 4 goals
2 assists Assists made 1 assist
20 Shots 51
10 Shots on target 20
7 Fouls committed 37
10 Fouls suffered 36
1 Yellow cards 3
0 Red cards 1
720 minutes Minutes played 1440 minutes
4 goals Goals scored 4 goals
2 assists Assists made 1 assist
20 Shots 51
10 Shots on target 20
7 Fouls committed 37
10 Fouls suffered 36
1 Yellow cards 3
0 Red cards 1
How would having dyslexia affect one's ball control?
Sciacca...why did you steal my avatar? I stole it from deviantArt fair and square
Sciacca...why did you steal my avatar? I stole it from deviantArt fair and square
I was just trying to see if anyone would notice; ur a sharp one However, we can agree that Iaquinta has the ball control of a blind 150 year old turtle, right?lol...right
I don't rate Vinnie much, except when he scores...then I'm the biggest IQ fan in the world. I think I just described 68% of the Juventuz forum there. But seriously, he does deserve a run in the first team to see if he can be consistent for 90 mins regularly. If not, the same Amauri haters will get on his back.
Iaquinta is good, but I would like him to put away more of the chances he gets. You'd think Trezeguet would've taught him how to put away half chances by now!
I don't rate Vinnie much, except when he scores...then I'm the biggest IQ fan in the world. I think I just described 68% of the Juventuz forum there. But seriously, he does deserve a run in the first team to see if he can be consistent for 90 mins regularly. If not, the same Amauri haters will get on his back.
Iaquinta is good, but I would like him to put away more of the chances he gets. You'd think Trezeguet would've taught him how to put away half chances by now!
I try not to bash Juve players, I've never said IQ doesn't score enough. I just think he could score even more if he worked at it harder.
I'd rather he put away anything, instead of nothing. Hopefully he scores on his return otherwise we'll have to deal with pages of 'his hair is why he isn't scoring'
Oh wait, he cut it didn't he
I'd rather he put away anything, instead of nothing. Hopefully he scores on his return otherwise we'll have to deal with pages of 'his hair is why he isn't scoring'
Oh wait, he cut it didn't he