Utterly Bizzarre Moaning Presents............ (2 Viewers)

[JCK]

I SO want to write a scene, just to see if I can even come close to this brilliance

As producer of this movie, you are more than welcome to give it a shot.

Bozi, that was brilliant, both scenes were great.

 

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[KB824]

As producer of this movie, you are more than welcome to give it a shot.

Bozi, that was brilliant, both scenes were great.

Ok, give me 10 minutes. I'm at work. I'll see what I can do.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Despite all the small one jokes, this shit is hilarious!

 

[KB824]

The Curse of Bill Cosby

Scene 4

Welcome to FC Bangawhore,located in Cuntilunia,they are the most famous "bi-curios,strap-on wielding,creampieiest" women's football club in the world. it is close season and the members of the clubs back room staff are working double time to ensure the squad is fit for the new season,while working diligently to strengthen the playing squad


We now find ourselves in the office of Andrew Beck, Chief of Finances, as he has called Symba, renowned black Italian porn star, and lastest signing, into his office to discuss her expense account

Andy "Symba, I'm glad you could come on me, I mean, to me to talk. Please straddle....I mean, please sit on my, no, wait...just have a seat"
Symba "is there something wrong?"
Andy- "no, no not at all. I ...well, we need to talk about these expenses you've incurred since you've signed with us"
Symba "Ok......... are you alright?"
Andy- "Yeah, its just a little hot in here. Mind if I take my shirt off?"
Symba " Sure"

Andy proceeds to take off his shirt, and reveals the largest set of pecs this side of East Drusanville

Symba "Jesus, your Pecs are huge!!! Oh my, oh my. Have you been working out?"
Andy "Can you keep a secret? I had implants. However, since our financial crisis, I couldn't afford to use the good stuff, so I had to resort to Jell-o Pudding"
Symba " Wow. Why is one white and one brown?"
Andy "Ran out of vanilla. Had to use chocolate for the other one"
Symba "Even still, you look so hot, may I touch them? Or am I not allowed, becaue after all, Black Italians don't exist, remember?"
Andy "Oh, I don't listen to all that nonsense. I'm very, VERY open minded when it comes to international relations"
Symba " Mmmmm...............Andy, you are so sexy, I HAVE to have you right here, right now!!!"

Our heroine proceeds to rip off Andy's pants, and suddenly steps back and unable to stop staring at Andy's groin area

Andy "What's wrong??"
Symba "Ummm...................do you still have any pudding left over?"
Andy "Oh, that's just wrong on so many levels. Get your ass over here"
Symba "Oh, God, Oh God..................................yes, yes , YES!!!"
Andy "That's right, baby. Say it. Say it."
Symba "Oh yes, yes, yes..............more, more"
Andy" SAY IT!!!"
Symba "Se Saltelli, Muore Balotelli!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Andy "That's right....................wait, what???"
Symba "What? What did you expect me to say??"
Andy " Get out!! Get out now!! I will not tolerate such intolerance!!"
Symba "Yeah, whatever, muthafucka. You SHOULD have used that pudding to implant your Penis!! I'm leaving..............................little dick white cracka mutha......"
Andy "I heard that!"

Just as Andy is ready to throw his clothes back on, Dusan enters the room

Dusan "Hey Andy, I'm noticing some discrep................what the???"
Andy " I'm sorry Dusan, I couldn't resist and.............."
Dusan "Nah, fuck that bitch, I'm talking about..............."
Andy "Well, I did fuck her, Dusan"
Dusan "No, goddamnit!! Your Pecs. They are.................they are beautiful. Absolutely perfect................May I touch them?"
Andy "Uhh, Noooo....... Dusan, step back. Dusan!!! Stop!!"
Dusan "Oh Andy............................."
Andy" STOP!!! STOP!!!!!!! DAMN YOU BILL COSBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Meanwhile, back at the Virgin Ranch
Fred- "Oh, son of a bitch!!! I thought I shut off my webcam!!"

 

[Dostoevsky]

C'mon

 

[Martin]

Wait, what? How does Fred having his webcam on matter? There's no story about anyone watching it :confused2

 

[KB824]

Wait, what? How does Fred having his webcam on matter? There's no story about anyone watching it :confused2

There. Better??


Good god, its a porn, for crying out loud.

 

[Gabriel]

maybe it takes place in the same location as the first scene, Martin.

 

[Martin]

There. Better??


Good god, its a porn, for crying out loud.

You mean you're not supposed to read it as a novel? *looks up from notes*

It looks what you meant to write was that Fred forgot to turn off his tv which was connected to a stream from the webcam in said office. Not that he had a webcam.

 

[KB824]

You mean you're not supposed to read it as a novel? *looks up from notes*

It looks what you meant to write was that Fred forgot to turn off his tv which was connected to a stream from the webcam in said office. Not that he had a webcam.

Jesus fucking christ, can you do better in ten minutes? Instead, all you do is come in and critique one little line that I write.

What the fuck??

 

[Martin]

Jesus fucking christ, can you do better in ten minutes? Instead, all you do is come in and critique one little line that I write.

What the fuck??

Don't flip out on me, someone's gotta be the critic.

 

[KB824]

Don't flip out on me, someone's gotta be the critic.

Fuck you. Seems as if all you like to do is throw your little verbal darts at people

 

[KB824]

I would much rather you say that you didn't find it funny than to critique one little line.

 

[Martin]

Fuck you. Seems as if all you like to do is throw your little verbal darts at people

And?

 

[Martin]

I would much rather you say that you didn't find it funny than to critique one little line.

You know it never ceases to amaze me that you take me so seriously. Least of all in a thread like this. Would a smilie or two tip you off?

 

[KB824]

I know. I never take you so seriously. Its just so much fun when we quasi-argue.

 

[JCK]

Sergio, excellent, there are more idea to come, I can't produce the movie without you and Bozi.

 

[Martin]

I know. I never take you so seriously. Its just so much fun when we quasi-argue.

Btw you have two extra spaces between sentences.

 

[Bozi]

I SO want to write a scene, just to see if I can even come close to this brilliance

oh man,i love that idea

Remember the basics:

- Sheik has a very small one, Osman has a giant one.
- Fred has never seen one.

tahts the basics right there

The Curse of Bill Cosby

Scene 4

Welcome to FC Bangawhore,located in Cuntilunia,they are the most famous "bi-curios,strap-on wielding,creampieiest" women's football club in the world. it is close season and the members of the clubs back room staff are working double time to ensure the squad is fit for the new season,while working diligently to strengthen the playing squad


We now find ourselves in the office of Andrew Beck, Chief of Finances, as he has called Symba, renowned black Italian porn star, and lastest signing, into his office to discuss her expense account

Andy "Symba, I'm glad you could come on me, I mean, to me to talk. Please straddle....I mean, please sit on my, no, wait...just have a seat"
Symba "is there something wrong?"
Andy- "no, no not at all. I ...well, we need to talk about these expenses you've incurred since you've signed with us"
Symba "Ok......... are you alright?"
Andy- "Yeah, its just a little hot in here. Mind if I take my shirt off?"
Symba " Sure"

Andy proceeds to take off his shirt, and reveals the largest set of pecs this side of East Drusanville

Symba "Jesus, your Pecs are huge!!! Oh my, oh my. Have you been working out?"
Andy "Can you keep a secret? I had implants. However, since our financial crisis, I couldn't afford to use the good stuff, so I had to resort to Jell-o Pudding"
Symba " Wow. Why is one white and one brown?"
Andy "Ran out of vanilla. Had to use chocolate for the other one"
Symba "Even still, you look so hot, may I touch them? Or am I not allowed, becaue after all, Black Italians don't exist, remember?"
Andy "Oh, I don't listen to all that nonsense. I'm very, VERY open minded when it comes to international relations"
Symba " Mmmmm...............Andy, you are so sexy, I HAVE to have you right here, right now!!!"

Our heroine proceeds to rip off Andy's pants, and suddenly steps back and unable to stop staring at Andy's groin area

Andy "What's wrong??"
Symba "Ummm...................do you still have any pudding left over?"
Andy "Oh, that's just wrong on so many levels. Get your ass over here"
Symba "Oh, God, Oh God..................................yes, yes , YES!!!"
Andy "That's right, baby. Say it. Say it."
Symba "Oh yes, yes, yes..............more, more"
Andy" SAY IT!!!"
Symba "Se Saltelli, Muore Balotelli!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Andy "That's right....................wait, what???"
Symba "What? What did you expect me to say??"
Andy " Get out!! Get out now!! I will not tolerate such intolerance!!"
Symba "Yeah, whatever, muthafucka. You SHOULD have used that pudding to implant your Penis!! I'm leaving..............................little dick white cracka mutha......"
Andy "I heard that!"

Just as Andy is ready to throw his clothes back on, Dusan enters the room

Dusan "Hey Andy, I'm noticing some discrep................what the???"
Andy " I'm sorry Dusan, I couldn't resist and.............."
Dusan "Nah, fuck that bitch, I'm talking about..............."
Andy "Well, I did fuck her, Dusan"
Dusan "No, goddamnit!! Your Pecs. They are.................they are beautiful. Absolutely perfect................May I touch them?"
Andy "Uhh, Noooo....... Dusan, step back. Dusan!!! Stop!!"
Dusan "Oh Andy............................."
Andy" STOP!!! STOP!!!!!!! DAMN YOU BILL COSBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Meanwhile, back at the Virgin Ranch
Fred- "Oh, son of a bitch!!! I thought I shut off my webcam!!"

- i love it

Wait, what? How does Fred having his webcam on matter? There's no story about anyone watching it :confused2

and here comes Signore Buzkill and his continuity issues,jesus Martin watching porn with you must be a nightmare

 

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