What's in a name? In this case, Everything
Scene 5
Welcome to FC Bangawhore,located in Cuntilunia,they are the most famous "bi-curios,strap-on wielding,creampieiest" women's football club in the world. it is close season and the members of the clubs back room staff are working double time to ensure the squad is fit for the new season,while working diligently to strengthen the playing squad
We now direct your attention to the workout room, where Rab, resident hearthrob, metro, and Football Italia's Muff Muncher of the year for 2009 is involved in a serious conversation with Alexandra Nice, Captain of FC Bangawhore, and Polish Resdient about the merits of Polish Cuisine
Rab "So Alexandria, do you love a long, hot Kielbasa for lunch?"
Alexandria "Lunch, Dinner, Breakfast, beofre training, after training, and topped off with a nice big dollop of Smietana afterwords. Especially when it gets all over my mouth and breasts"
Rab "Really, hmmm.............very interesting. Tell me, what else do you like?"
Alexandria "Lebanese men, especially those who are very gifted"
Rab "Well, I have many talents you know. Surely you've seen my award from Football Italia"
Alexandria "Oh yeah, the clam shaped trophy with a wig on it? Very impressive. What else can you do?"
Rab "Believe it or not, I am an accomplished body artist, and I have my own line of latex masks that I love to use during sex"
Alexandria "Oh, that does sound good indeed. A man of your many talents is right up my alley"
Rab "Speaking of me wanting to be, I mean, being up your alley.............."
Alexandria "Yes???"
Rab "We still have some time before our afternoon training. What say you and I go back to the locker rooms and I can show you just how talented I am"
Alexandria "I was hoping you would say that."
Rab "Follow me"
We are now in the multi mirrored locker room of FC Bangawhore
Rab "OK, before we begin, I want you to close your eyes so I can work my wonders on that body of yours with my body paint"
Alexandria "Ok, stud, sounds good"
Rab proceeds to work his artistic magic on the front and back of Alexandria
Rab" OK, before we get started, there's one more thing. I have a special mask that I've made for occasions such as this. Keep your eyes closed"
Alexandria "Ok.............hmph............cough.................cough............why does it smell like AdipureII boots"
Rab "No idea. Ready?"
Alexandria "As I'll ever be"
Rab proceeds to throw Alexandria on to the trainer's table and gives her the dicking of a life time
Rab "Oh yeah, girl, you like that? You like that?"
Alexandria "Fuck yeah................oh god yeah, what's my name baby? What's my name?"
Rab "ugggghhhhhhhhhh..........................................Alex.........................that's your name"
Alexandria "Damn right................oooohhhhhhh.....................say it again"
Rab "Alex...................Alex Alex Alex Alex"
Alexandria "No, baby..............say my full name, daddy"
Rab "Ale.............Ale............................Alessandro"
Alexandria "What??"
Rab "Oh Alessandro..............................................Alessandro"
Alexandria "Whoa hold on a second"
Rab "I'm gonna cum, gonna cum, here we go, here we go...........................................................GGGGGOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Alexandria' WHAT!?!?!?!?! Get off of me, hold on a second..............WTF?!?!?!?!"
Rab "What's wrong?"
Alexandria " This is a Del Piero Mask!!!"
Rab "And??"
Alexandria "What do you mean And? Move, get out of my way and let me get to a mirror. Oh my fucking god. You painted Del Piero and Number 10 across my back, and you painted BetClic across my tits!!"
Rab "Yeah, I even used your right nipple to dot the I. Pretty good huh?"
Alexandria "You are an asshole, a fucking asshole. Here (throws the mask), take your fucking mask. God damn, I should have known better"
Just then, Seven happens to walk into the training room
Seven "Hey Rab, have you seen the Del Piero mask? My brothers, Eight, Nine, Green, and Rainbow Brite said that you might have it. Ahh, there it is. Thanks, I have a date tonight."
Rab "Who's the lucky woman?"
Seven "Who said anything about a woman?"
Brilliant!
my man,you have taken more than the mantle,you have stolen the throne
Sergio
