If someone who is learning Dutch makes a mistake, I will never make fun of him. If someone has an Italian phrase for a sig, just to show off that he/she understands Italian, it's a different story.
McCain's been telling the same story for 40 years. He was a war hero. He was a war hero... that got captured. There's a lot of guys in jail that got captured.
- Chris Rock
McCain's been telling the same story for 40 years. He was a war hero. He was a war hero... that got captured. There's a lot of guys in jail that got captured.
- Chris Rock
Larry Flynt recently announced plans to make a porn film inspired by GOP vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Various working titles have been floating around such as "Northern Xxxposure," "Juneau You Want It" and "Nailin' Palin."
Few people realize that there's a proud American tradition of adult movies based on vice presidents and v.p. candidates. In honor of tonight's debate between Sen. Joe Biden and Gov. Sarah Palin, we'd like to put the vice back into vice president and list off our favorite v.p. porn movies ever (some which can only be found on flipbooks and zoetropes).
10."Ridin' Biden"
9. "Millard Fills More"
8. "The Midnight Pardon of Andrew's Johnson"
7. "Debbie Does George M. Dallas"
6. "Spearing Agnew"
5. "The Madam and John Adams"
4. "Gore's Gone Wild"
3. "L.B.J.'s 'October Surprise'"
2. "I'd Lay Stevenson"
1. "Dick, Chain Me"