US Presidential Elections thread - the fate of the world to be decided (27 Viewers)

[Seven]

She's getting close.



Andries, are you just bypassing the absinthe and gorging on straight-up wormwood to come up with this shit?

Dude, who needs any of that shit if you've got heroin? I know, people always say you start out small and work your way up, but honestly, you're going to end up shooting heroin anyway, so I thought I'd skip all that.

 

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[Lawnchair Bes]

i am disappointed you're not on meth

 

[Martin]

Meth is a brilliant beautifier

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

i date meth-addicted women exclusively

 

[Martin]

That's not a prudent financial decision. Imagine all the money you'll be blowing.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

i was also gonna say, i just haven't found one yet


plus i thought the blowing of the money was pretty standard for all relationships

 

[Martin]

yes, but what amount?

 

[flieeeekke]

then again, think about the savings of flowers and gifts

 

[Martin]

Good point. What is the flower burden in nickels and cents would you say?

 

[flieeeekke]

no idea, my girlfriend doesnt like flowers

 

[Martin]

So why bring it up?

 

[flieeeekke]

to stick up for besmir. meth heads are cool. or at least they should be


disclaimer: not that i know one or am one myself.

 

[Martin]

I've missed you, you bastard

 

[flieeeekke]

aaw shucks.

 

[Martin]

How's your law degree working for you?

 

[flieeeekke]

not working at all, i work in logistics

 

[Martin]

Desk job or truck driver?

 

[flieeeekke]

 

[Martin]

I used to take chemistry with logistics students. There were girls there. It was kinda weird. No girls in computer science, it suddenly dawned on me it's not actually a segregated college.

 

[Vinman]

i date meth-addicted women exclusively

yeah, they're real beauties......