There is a group on Facebook whose name happens to be, "Texas to Secede From the United States." The group is filled with a bunch of right-wingers from Texas complaining about the Liberal terrorists to the North, stating that Texas would be better off as their own entity, citing some really crazy guy who was a "full-blooded Texan" born in Virginia.
Now lets break this down here. Why would Texas be "better off" seceding from the United States? Well lets see, first of all, Texas has very little natural resources besides oil and natural gas. They have a lot of exposure on their borders to Mexico and also to their now angry Liberal terrorists to the North. Texas' two main cities are industrial powerhouses without much financial capability, with one of the two being the statistically fattest city on earth. Natural resources such as coal, wood, steel and gold would no longer be shipped across the border to the nation of Texas, so building complexes out of those materials would no longer be feasible. Citizens of Texas will have to eventually build their homes out of adobe while every single asset they have co-owned by the US government will be seized.
So yeah, good job Texas. Great idea. Please do it because you're really the biggest piece of shit in this nation.