Things that you HATE (13 Viewers)

[Lilianna]

++ [ originally posted by The_G_O_A_T ] ++
Hows this for lame:

"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

"You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."

"Can I buy you a drink so I look better?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag." :LOL:

"Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer the cash instead?"

"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

i like them all!!

they are soooo fanny!! :LOL::LOL:
:thumb:

 

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[Zlatan]

This one might actually work, or at least make the girl smile:

"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."

 

[Dylan]

i hate dance ....salsa , merengue, "quebraditas"!!!

 

[CuTe-17]

i hated them all....

 

[Dj Juve]

how bout this one?
"Do you like strawberries or blueberries better? I just want to know what to put in your pancakes tomorrow morning"

 

[Lilianna]

++ [ originally posted by The_G_O_A_T ] ++
This one might actually work, or at least make the girl smile:

"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."

you have great ideas g_o_a_t :thumb:

 

[Zlatan]

Even the classy ones Del_piero17 ???

 

[CuTe-17]

this one is cute...


and the ones before r cool and funny..but not seriuos...

 

[Lilianna]

++ [ originally posted by El Idiota ] ++
how bout this one?
"Do you like strawberries or blueberries better? I just want to know what to put in your pancakes tomorrow morning"

i prefer strawberries.......:devil:

 

[CuTe-17]

i'll go for strawberries too... ...

 

[CuTe-17]

++ [ originally posted by The_G_O_A_T ] ++
Even the classy ones Del_piero17 ???

can u tell me the classy ones again....???

my pc is slow i cant go back to see them,,,

 

[Zlatan]

Inspired by liliannas pics :

"Your daddy must have been a baker because you sure have nice buns."

 

[CuTe-17]

++ [ originally posted by The_G_O_A_T ] ++
Inspired by liliannas pics :

"Your daddy must have been a baker because you sure have nice buns."

this one is cute...

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by del_piero17 ] ++


can u tell me the classy ones again....???

my pc is slow i cant go back to see them,,,

"I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"

"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."

"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."

"So what haven't you been told tonight?"

 

[CuTe-17]

hey goat..where r u from...if u may answer...??

if u dont i understand...

 

[CuTe-17]

++ [ originally posted by The_G_O_A_T ] ++


"I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"

"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."

"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."

"So what haven't you been told tonight?"

this one is nice...:cheesy:

 

[Zlatan]

Sure, why wouldnt I.

I'm from Bosnia and Herz. (that little country in the Balkans)

Any perticular reason why you asked?

 

[CuTe-17]

++ [ originally posted by The_G_O_A_T ] ++
Sure, why wouldnt I.

I'm from Bosnia and Herz. (that little country in the Balkans)

Any perticular reason why you asked?

no reason...i just felt that u were from the US...

 

[Zlatan]

Nah, I'm not that lucky :down:

 

[CuTe-17]

why do u say that...
r'nt u proud of your roots...???