Things that you HATE (12 Viewers)

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by El Idiota ] ++
arent u gonna ban him, ur powerfreak ..and martin isnt here to stop u either

No, I don't ban pathetic people really. It's not a challenge

 

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[Dj Juve]

++ [ originally posted by The_G_O_A_T ] ++
"If I ever come back to live another life, I want your body. "

here's one that'll guareenteed to get u slapped
"The word of the day is legs. Let's go up to my room and spread the word."

 

[Zlatan]

I wish a girl could tell us which ones work

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by El Idiota ] ++
here's one that'll guareenteed to get u slapped
"The word of the day is legs. Let's go up to my room and spread the word."

DJ! You da man!

 

[Dj Juve]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++

No, I don't ban pathetic people really. It's not a challenge

instead u take on people like me, that are just too smart and strong to handle fairly

 

[Slagathor]

Yup, you've guessed it

 

[Dj Juve]

"You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by El Idiota ] ++


here's one that'll guareenteed to get u slapped
"The word of the day is legs. Let's go up to my room and spread the word."

"Did you know my bedroom is soundproof?"

 

[Dj Juve]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
Yup, you've guessed it

loser hitler shoulda wiped you out

 

[Slagathor]

What else is new?

 

[Dj Juve]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
What else is new?

- newsflash -

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened criminals.

 

[Slagathor]

 

[Dj Juve]

another lame pickup line
"Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!"

 

[CuTe-17]

++ [ originally posted by The_G_O_A_T ] ++
I wish a girl could tell us which ones work

I AM A GIRL U KNOW... :groan:


WHAT DO U WANNA KNOW..??/

 

[Zlatan]

Hows this for lame:

"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

"You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."

"Can I buy you a drink so I look better?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag." :LOL:

"Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer the cash instead?"

"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

 

[Dj Juve]

which of these pickup lines whould u accept?

 

[Lilianna]

i am here,
to answer in any question you have about girls......`

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by del_piero17 ] ++



I AM A GIRL U KNOW... :groan:


WHAT DO U WANNA KNOW..??/

Sorry, I didnt know. Which ones do you think would work?

Adn for which ones would you slap El Idiota

 

[Dj Juve]

this pick up is mad
"st add the bed, then subtract the clothes, then divide your legs. What does that equal?"

 

[CuTe-17]

omg....!!!


u guys r horrible...