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Zlatan

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#83
Jun 9, 2003
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#83
++ [ originally posted by El Idiota ] ++


what kinda pickup line is that? :p ;)
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Thats not a pickup line, thats me wanting to know how old she is :p

Now, this would be a pickup line: "You've got three seconds, then I'm going to hit on you." :p

or

"Why don't we get together and have each other for lunch? " :D
 
Dj Juve

Dj Juve

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#85
Jul 12, 2002
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#85
stand aside, i'm the king...:embarass:

"I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock!" :D

'I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking?" :D

"Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?" ;)

"Here I am! Now what were your other two wishes?"


im the king! :strong:
 
Dj Juve

Dj Juve

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#87
Jul 12, 2002
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++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
"Here's a quarter. Now go call your mother that you won't be coming home tonight." ;)
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and then she OR he in ur case Erik:)p) replies, "here's a quarter, now use it and call someone who cares" :D
 
Slagathor

Slagathor

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#88
Jul 25, 2001
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#88
That actually happened once :D

Ah well, what do I care - I got another (hotter) babe later that evening :strong:

And your pick-up lines should get you a slap every once in a while! :D
 

Zlatan

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#90
Jun 9, 2003
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And these should get you a date onec in a while El Idiota (you might need some help :D :p ;))

"I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"

"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?" :D

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

"I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?"
 
Dj Juve

Dj Juve

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#91
Jul 12, 2002
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++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
Ah well, what do I care - I got another (hotter) babe later that evening :strong:
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damn, i must go to holland..cause it seems babes fall for you ugly men too, so i have a chance :D

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++

And your pick-up lines should get you a slap every once in a while! :D
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competitor for the understatement of the century :D
 

Zlatan

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#92
Jun 9, 2003
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#92
Not the best looking guy ha (well, you cant all be as lucky as me :D ;))

Try this:
"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you." :p
 

Zlatan

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#94
Jun 9, 2003
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#94
Yes, El Idiota, I'm hitting on you :wallbang:

Here are 3 more (good ones)

"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."

"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."

"So what haven't you been told tonight?"
 
Dj Juve

Dj Juve

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#95
Jul 12, 2002
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hah, those a B class compared to my stuff :p ;)

"You've been a bad girl, now go to my room!" :D

"You look just like mywife. But of course I'm not married..." :D
 
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