The "we used to have female members before Elvin scared them away" Thread (28 Viewers)

[Joaco]

Don't like them much either. I am more of a dog person.

yeah, dogs rocks

 

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[pavelnedved]

Don't like them much either. I am more of a dog person.

Hah she's sleeping on my bed right now. :eyebrows:

 

[Lilith]

who ?

euhm thx ?

You:

Evan:

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

What candy would you be? Lollipop shaped like a dick always present at bachelorette parties.

Pants: Suede, leather or jeans? Jeans...Seven for all of mankind

Guilty pleasures? Throwing urine balloons at visiting games around Italy.

Song you most shamefully admit you know all the words to? Sex Bomb

First thing you notice about the same sex? eyebrows

First thing you notice about the opposite sex? breasts

What is the compliment you get most from people? Toss up: smile and shoulders

Are you a daredevil? No I'm an Aquaman.

What is your favourite thing to wear? T-shirt that states "NON VINCETE MAI..NON VINCETE MAI" with "MILAN 6 INTER 0" on the back.

What is your favourite outfit on the opposite sex, aside from birthday suits? F_ck me pumps and a Milan jersey.

What's your kryptonite? Big breasts and tight tank tops

Give me your best pick up line? Yes I'm Bobo Vieri but don't tell anyone here...I hate it when people ask for autographs.

Give me one good reason I should flirt with you? Because your horny otherwise why would you join a forum of a Serie B team filled with 'men'.

What makes you laugh? Inter fans and their uncanny belief in their team.

We are stuck together in a room for two hours, there is no way out until those two hours are up, what do you do? No you may not have sex with me. Smoke a zillion cigarettes till you pass out from the smoke..then I have sex with you.

now i know why this forum hasnt been the same

 

[Lilith]

yeah, dogs rocks

Do you have any?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

We the same bro - you and I. Haha I think it's a milfhunter thing.




And dude, you missed the other important answer I gave.:eyebrows:

you and i, i get it

on the compliment i gave you? i get to get back and check on that

edit: i couldnt find it

 

[pavelnedved]

Shit, I can't stand cats
@ pnevded, you look like one of my old friends, cheers

hey, i'm not that old

 

[Joaco]

Do you have any?

I used to have one. A dalmata (I don't know if is the same in english). That was when I lived in a house with a big yard, now I live in a apartament

 

[Joaco]

hey, i'm not that old

I'm 16 going to 17. You're old for me, dude

 

[GordoDeCentral]

i like dogs too, what do you do in your free time? i like to draw play ping pong and watch my neighbors go at it in their gazebo

 

[Lilith]

I used to have one. A dalmata (I don't know if is the same in english). That was when I lived in a house with a big yard, now I live in a apartament

*Pat* That sucks cuz pets are cool. On the bright side you will not be in an apartment forever.

 

[Hambon]

Don't like them much either. I am more of a dog person.

I am more of a Doggy-Style person myself...

 

[Lilith]

Nice.

 

[Lilith]

i like dogs too, what do you do in your free time? i like to draw play ping pong and watch my neighbors go at it in their gazebo

 

[Hambon]

Sweet dog in you avatar.....

 

[Lilith]

Thanks! ^.^ He is a baby fox though, from this thread.

 

[V]

no his cousin is a pymp, he wanted to be a PIMP but has trouble with spelling, language and he has no hoes to bitchslap

noo..actually he wanted to be a P.I.M.P. but then 50 cent came to claim his copyright, bitchslapped his ass and took all his hoes with him. that's why he's a pymp now and without any hoes.

 

[Byrone]

I am more of a Doggy-Style person myself...

I like the tea-baggin better.

 

[Byrone]

no his cousin is a pymp, he wanted to be a PIMP but has trouble with spelling, language and he has no hoes to bitchslap

noo..actually he wanted to be a P.I.M.P. but then 50 cent came to claim his copyright, bitchslapped his ass and took all his hoes with him. that's why he's a pymp now and without any hoes.

He wishes he were a P.I.M.P! He freezes up like a cabana boy in the north pole.Everytime we go out,I have to do all the talking & pull girls & when their bf's try to bring it he does the rough work.

 

[V]

He wishes he were a P.I.M.P! He freezes up like a cabana boy in the north pole.Everytime we go out,I have to do all the talking & pull girls & when their bf's try to bring it he does the rough work.

so you da pimp and he da thug?