The "we used to have female members before Elvin scared them away" Thread (12 Viewers)

[laffayette]

How's everybody doing?

my car was stolen....wtf

 

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[Byrone]

so you da pimp and he da thug?

Im the P.I.M.P. - the bitchslappin,id never lift a hand on a woman.

 

[Byrone]

How's everybody doing?

I've just lost my car....wtf

Hey Irene! I was at the best bachelor party EVER on saturday.:eyebrows:

How the fvck did u lose ur car?

 

[laffayette]

Hey Irene! I was at the best bachelor party EVER on saturday.:eyebrows:

How the fvck did u lose ur car?

Hey, By!!! Oh wow..Glad to hear that. How BEST it was? now tell me

I don't know. It happened when I went to a club with my girlfriends last night, I parked my car right next to my friend's. I swear, I locked the doors, including the safety locker. But, darn...

I had a bad day.

 

[V]

How the fvck did u lose ur car?

don't ask, it's a woman and a car, it's definetly possible.

 

[pavelnedved]

Hey, By!!! Oh wow..Glad to hear that. How BEST it was? now tell me

I don't know. It happened when I went to a club with my girlfriends last night, I parked my car right next to my friend's. I swear, I locked the doors, including the safety locker. But, darn...

I had a bad day.

so sorry to hear that

 

[V]

Hey, By!!! Oh wow..Glad to hear that. How BEST it was? now tell me

I don't know. It happened when I went to a club with my girlfriends last night, I parked my car right next to my friend's. I swear, I locked the doors, including the safety locker. But, darn...

I had a bad day.

sorry to hear that irene. :depressed

neglect my previous tasteless joke.

 

[pavelnedved]

Hey Irene! I was at the best bachelor party EVER on saturday.:eyebrows:

How come ? First time you saw some boobs not made of plastic ?

 

[laffayette]

don't ask, it's a woman and a car, it's definetly possible.

Possible for us women to lose our cars? My bad...

 

[laffayette]

sorry to hear that irene. :depressed

neglect my previous tasteless joke.

That's ok, I know you were just joking.

so sorry to hear that

 

[V]

Possible for us women to lose our cars? My bad...

i'm sorry, it's just that you wrote you "lost" a car. which is funny since it's rather hard to loose something that big, you probably meant it was stolen. so i took advantage and made a remark about women and them being bad drivers..and, and..
i said i'm sorry.

 

[Byrone]

Hey, By!!! Oh wow..Glad to hear that. How BEST it was? now tell me

I don't know. It happened when I went to a club with my girlfriends last night, I parked my car right next to my friend's. I swear, I locked the doors, including the safety locker. But, darn...

I had a bad day.

It was brilliant just take my word for it,a P.I.M.P. does'nt reveal his secrets.
So ur car was stolen,sorry to hear that Irene.

What car was it btw?

 

[laffayette]

i'm sorry, it's just that you wrote you "lost" a car. which is funny since it's rather hard to loose something that big, you probably meant it was stolen. so i took advantage and made a remark about women and them being bad drivers..and, and..
i said i'm sorry.

Nah, its ok. I stand corrected.

 

[Byrone]

How come ? First time you saw some boobs not made of plastic ?

Well nobody could dance & I had to get down.All the strippers were dancing around me & my friends were pissed off.

Silicone boobs are better than plastic btw Tim.

 

[laffayette]

It was brilliant just take my word for it,a P.I.M.P. does'nt reveal his secrets.
So ur car was stolen,sorry to hear that Irene.

What car was it btw?

Peugeot 206 CC coupe cabriolet.

 

[Byrone]

Nah, its ok. I stand corrected.

On saturday i stood corrected all evening if u know what I mean.

 

[V]

Peugeot 206 CC coupe cabriolet.

i have another one for this but i'll hold it, this is a delicate time for you.

 

[Byrone]

Peugeot 206 CC coupe cabriolet.

They did u a favour. Get an Audi next time.

 

[V]

On saturday i stood corrected all evening if u know what I mean.

 

[V]

They did u a favour. Get an Audi next time.

there you go, couldn't have said it better myself.