The "we used to have female members before Elvin scared them away" Thread (23 Viewers)
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What candy would you be? probably a mars bar..
Pants: Suede, leather or jeans? jeans
Guilty pleasures? um...
Song you most shamefully admit you know all the words to? that stupid annoying Barbie song
First thing you notice about the same sex? height
First thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes
What is the compliment you get most from people? "You look like Van Nistlerooy."
I dunno if thats a compliment tho..
Are you a daredevil? depends on who i'm with..
What is your favourite thing to wear? you.
What is your favourite outfit on the opposite sex, aside from birthday suits? me...
What's your kryptonite? heights..
Give me your best pick up line? nice shoes..... lets fvck.
Give me one good reason I should flirt with you? :eyebrows:
What makes you laugh? these retarded questions
We are stuck together in a room for two hours, there is no way out until those two hours are up, what do you do? ...hehe...
Boxers or slips? boxers
Pants: Suede, leather or jeans? jeans
Guilty pleasures? um...
Song you most shamefully admit you know all the words to? that stupid annoying Barbie song
First thing you notice about the same sex? height
First thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes
What is the compliment you get most from people? "You look like Van Nistlerooy."
I dunno if thats a compliment tho..
Are you a daredevil? depends on who i'm with..
What is your favourite thing to wear? you.
What is your favourite outfit on the opposite sex, aside from birthday suits? me...
What's your kryptonite? heights..
Give me your best pick up line? nice shoes..... lets fvck.
Give me one good reason I should flirt with you? :eyebrows:
What makes you laugh? these retarded questions
We are stuck together in a room for two hours, there is no way out until those two hours are up, what do you do? ...hehe...
Boxers or slips? boxers
What candy would you be?Revels, there is more than meets teh eye and you never know what you are gonna get by just looking:toast:
Pants: Suede, leather or jeans?Jeans, go with anything
Guilty pleasures?Chrissy Moran
Song you most shamefully admit you know all the words to?
depeche Mode- enjoy the silence
First thing you notice about the same sex? if i could kick their ass
First thing you notice about the opposite sex?eyes/smile
What is the compliment you get most from people?nice pale blue eyes
Are you a daredevil?not since i seen the injuries dumb people recieve in my workplace
What is your favourite thing to wear?adidas trainers and juve top
What is your favourite outfit on the opposite sex, aside from birthday suits? depends on the woman and skin tone
What's your kryptonite? budvar beer
Give me your best pick up line?is this the 80's? never used a pick up line, just come over and talk to you
Give me one good reason I should flirt with you?scotsman in a kilt?come on
What makes you laugh?jackie chan,padovano and byron
We are stuck together in a room for two hours, there is no way out until those two hours are up, what do you do? No you may not have sex with me.ask you to tell me about you, should give us loads of time if tehy forget to let us out after 2 hours
how was that?
Pants: Suede, leather or jeans?Jeans, go with anything
Guilty pleasures?Chrissy Moran
Song you most shamefully admit you know all the words to?
depeche Mode- enjoy the silence
First thing you notice about the same sex? if i could kick their ass
First thing you notice about the opposite sex?eyes/smile
What is the compliment you get most from people?nice pale blue eyes
Are you a daredevil?not since i seen the injuries dumb people recieve in my workplace
What is your favourite thing to wear?adidas trainers and juve top
What is your favourite outfit on the opposite sex, aside from birthday suits? depends on the woman and skin tone
What's your kryptonite? budvar beer
Give me your best pick up line?is this the 80's? never used a pick up line, just come over and talk to you
Give me one good reason I should flirt with you?scotsman in a kilt?come on
What makes you laugh?jackie chan,padovano and byron
We are stuck together in a room for two hours, there is no way out until those two hours are up, what do you do? No you may not have sex with me.ask you to tell me about you, should give us loads of time if tehy forget to let us out after 2 hours
how was that?
this is so like one friend of mine.
What candy would you be?
Chocolate covered strawberries for you to devour.
Pants: Suede, leather or jeans?
Jeans
Guilty pleasures?
Chocolate cake, and maybe you.
Song you most shamefully admit you know all the words to?
All for one and one for all - Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart and Sting
First thing you notice about the same sex?
Hair
First thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Her eyes, the way she smiles, the way she carries herself; with confidence
What is the compliment you get most from people?
You have nice eyes.
Are you a daredevil?
On ocassion I can be.
What is your favourite thing to wear?
Blue shirt (long sleeves) with the sleeves rolled up to my elbow with some jeans.
What is your favourite outfit on the opposite sex, aside from birthday suits?
Dresses. I like to see women soft and feminine
What's your kryptonite?
Good girls.
Give me your best pick up line?
I would never insult your intelligence by using a line on you. I'd buy you a drink and see how it goes from there.
Give me one good reason I should flirt with you?
Don't want you to, because I should be the one trying to sweep you off your feet
What makes you laugh?
A good joke and Intermilan
We are stuck together in a room for two hours, there is no way out until those two hours are up, what do you do? No you may not have sex with me.
Talk to you, get to know you, tell you about myself so you get to know me.
Chocolate covered strawberries for you to devour.
Pants: Suede, leather or jeans?
Jeans
Guilty pleasures?
Chocolate cake, and maybe you.
Song you most shamefully admit you know all the words to?
All for one and one for all - Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart and Sting
First thing you notice about the same sex?
Hair
First thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Her eyes, the way she smiles, the way she carries herself; with confidence
What is the compliment you get most from people?
You have nice eyes.
Are you a daredevil?
On ocassion I can be.
What is your favourite thing to wear?
Blue shirt (long sleeves) with the sleeves rolled up to my elbow with some jeans.
What is your favourite outfit on the opposite sex, aside from birthday suits?
Dresses. I like to see women soft and feminine
What's your kryptonite?
Good girls.
Give me your best pick up line?
I would never insult your intelligence by using a line on you. I'd buy you a drink and see how it goes from there.
Give me one good reason I should flirt with you?
Don't want you to, because I should be the one trying to sweep you off your feet
What makes you laugh?
A good joke and Intermilan
We are stuck together in a room for two hours, there is no way out until those two hours are up, what do you do? No you may not have sex with me.
Talk to you, get to know you, tell you about myself so you get to know me.
What candy would you be? Lollipop shaped like a dick always present at bachelorette parties.
Pants: Suede, leather or jeans? Jeans...Seven for all of mankind
Guilty pleasures? Throwing urine balloons at visiting games around Italy.
Song you most shamefully admit you know all the words to? Sex Bomb
First thing you notice about the same sex? eyebrows
First thing you notice about the opposite sex? breasts
What is the compliment you get most from people? Toss up: smile and shoulders
Are you a daredevil? No I'm an Aquaman.
What is your favourite thing to wear? T-shirt that states "NON VINCETE MAI..NON VINCETE MAI" with "MILAN 6 INTER 0" on the back.
What is your favourite outfit on the opposite sex, aside from birthday suits? F_ck me pumps and a Milan jersey.
What's your kryptonite? Big breasts and tight tank tops
Give me your best pick up line? Yes I'm Bobo Vieri but don't tell anyone here...I hate it when people ask for autographs.
Give me one good reason I should flirt with you? Because your horny otherwise why would you join a forum of a Serie B team filled with 'men'.
What makes you laugh? Inter fans and their uncanny belief in their team.
We are stuck together in a room for two hours, there is no way out until those two hours are up, what do you do? No you may not have sex with me. Smoke a zillion cigarettes till you pass out from the smoke..then I have sex with you.
Pants: Suede, leather or jeans? Jeans...Seven for all of mankind
Guilty pleasures? Throwing urine balloons at visiting games around Italy.
Song you most shamefully admit you know all the words to? Sex Bomb
First thing you notice about the same sex? eyebrows
First thing you notice about the opposite sex? breasts
What is the compliment you get most from people? Toss up: smile and shoulders
Are you a daredevil? No I'm an Aquaman.
What is your favourite thing to wear? T-shirt that states "NON VINCETE MAI..NON VINCETE MAI" with "MILAN 6 INTER 0" on the back.
What is your favourite outfit on the opposite sex, aside from birthday suits? F_ck me pumps and a Milan jersey.
What's your kryptonite? Big breasts and tight tank tops
Give me your best pick up line? Yes I'm Bobo Vieri but don't tell anyone here...I hate it when people ask for autographs.
Give me one good reason I should flirt with you? Because your horny otherwise why would you join a forum of a Serie B team filled with 'men'.
What makes you laugh? Inter fans and their uncanny belief in their team.
We are stuck together in a room for two hours, there is no way out until those two hours are up, what do you do? No you may not have sex with me. Smoke a zillion cigarettes till you pass out from the smoke..then I have sex with you.
You still remind me of Evan Farmer from While You Were Out.
