Oh yeah thats right, I did rap that song. If that Ribisi guy is any worse than me at rapping, shit that must be really pathetic. 
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The verbal wonders of Martin Matusiak (16 Viewers)
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MS Paint is the only Microsoft programme I've ever sang the praises of. My borther once wanted to resize an image. He cranked up Fireworks (which takes forever), then spent a minute getting through all the menues to get this simple task done. Finally, Fireworks crashed, taking his several minutes work with it. I opened MS Paint and had the same thing done in about 6 seconds. It don't do much, but it does it fast and well.
I just had to dig up this thread and add these "verbal wonders" of Martin to this list:
On being Vegetarian and the argument of eating meat:
"They say there's a difference between killing a plant and killing an animal...There is... Plants are stationary while animals can runaway or hide, so it's fair game with them!"
On defending a one-on-one:
"I'm not good at defending because when someone's attacking, I don't move"
The first one kept me awake for hours (well, that and the dozens of questions he threw my way in which i answered seriously and comprehensively while he was half asleep.)
On being Vegetarian and the argument of eating meat:
"They say there's a difference between killing a plant and killing an animal...There is... Plants are stationary while animals can runaway or hide, so it's fair game with them!"
On defending a one-on-one:
"I'm not good at defending because when someone's attacking, I don't move"
The first one kept me awake for hours (well, that and the dozens of questions he threw my way in which i answered seriously and comprehensively while he was half asleep.)
++ [ originally posted by Majed ] ++
I just had to dig up this thread and add these "verbal wonder" of Martin to this list:
On being Vegetarian and the argument of eating meat:
"They say there's a difference between killing a plant and killing an animal...There is... Plants are stationary while animals can runaway or hide, so it's fair game with them!"
On defending a one-on-one:
"I'm not good at defending because when someone's attacking, I don't move"
The first one kept me awake for hours (well, that and the dozens of questions he threw my way in which i answered seriously and comprehensively while he was half asleep.)
I just had to dig up this thread and add these "verbal wonder" of Martin to this list:
On being Vegetarian and the argument of eating meat:
"They say there's a difference between killing a plant and killing an animal...There is... Plants are stationary while animals can runaway or hide, so it's fair game with them!"
On defending a one-on-one:
"I'm not good at defending because when someone's attacking, I don't move"
The first one kept me awake for hours (well, that and the dozens of questions he threw my way in which i answered seriously and comprehensively while he was half asleep.)
you should have kept a recording device on the whole time
++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++
Well I didn't realize you were going to blatantly embarass me, Majed And although I can't be sure because it's been over a week, I'm quite certain all of those are misquotes and had a better original formulation
Well I didn't realize you were going to blatantly embarass me, Majed
And although I can't be sure because it's been over a week, I'm quite certain all of those are misquotes and had a better original formulation
.... Paraphrasing... Quoting... who cares?
Misquoting should be acceptable if more than a week has passed since the source was read/heard///
oh whatever... you know what i mean.
++ [ originally posted by Majed ] ++
Yeah... I knew I should have posted this earlier.
.... Paraphrasing... Quoting... who cares?
Misquoting should be acceptable if more than a week has passed since the source was read/heard///
oh whatever... you know what i mean.
Yeah... I knew I should have posted this earlier.
.... Paraphrasing... Quoting... who cares?
Misquoting should be acceptable if more than a week has passed since the source was read/heard///
oh whatever... you know what i mean.
++ [ originally posted by Majed ] ++
Yeah... I knew I should have posted this earlier.
.... Paraphrasing... Quoting... who cares?
Misquoting should be acceptable if more than a week has passed since the source was read/heard///
oh whatever... you know what i mean.
Yeah... I knew I should have posted this earlier.
.... Paraphrasing... Quoting... who cares?
Misquoting should be acceptable if more than a week has passed since the source was read/heard///
oh whatever... you know what i mean.
++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++
It's that your paraphrasing has a way of making those statements look sillier than they originally were. And at this point I like to use a quote from Seinfeld: "In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because they need no embellishment".
It's that your paraphrasing has a way of making those statements look sillier than they originally were. And at this point I like to use a quote from Seinfeld: "In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because they need no embellishment".
Sillier? I don't think I can make something that silly sound sillier! I almost chocked laughing.
As for the second one, why do you think I had a smile on my face and a giggle in my tone the whole time we were at the park!
++ [ originally posted by Majed ] ++
As for the second one, why do you think I had a smile on my face and a giggle in my tone the whole time we were at the park!
As for the second one, why do you think I had a smile on my face and a giggle in my tone the whole time we were at the park!
For anyone interested, Majed totally kicked my ass going one-on-one in the park behind the Castello in Milano. We played on a grass field resembling a potato field, with a ball that had gone bad (wouldn't hold air) and just the two of us. But although I'm fond of making excuses for playing sucky (hey when you're no good, clutching at straws is all I got
), this would have happened on a proper field anyway, the man can dribble I can not Speaking of soccer, I had a hell of a time playing last weekend. Astroturf
Inflated ball A full size goal on either side, complete with a net