The truth about the Beijing Olympics is that tanks run roughshod over all the athletes and all the tourists following the opening ceremonies.
Chinese movie directors, and producers of the opening ceremony, Zhang Yimou and Zhang Jigang have since been commissioned by President Hu Jintao with a $500MM budget to produce a 16-day-long movie to recreate a fake Olympic tournament using the animated corpses of the dead athletes and tourists.
"This will be a much bigger production than my 2006 epic,
Curse of the Golden Flower", said Mr. Yimou. "I will call this new creation,
Curse of You Dumbass Stooges Watching the Olympics on Television and Believing this Crap."