The truth about Beijing Olympics (5 Viewers)

Sep 26, 2007
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besides we all know its only in Scotland that we eat babies,this is my uncle he is a celebrity and high chief at the annual baby games. first we toss the babies like a hammer-toss,makes the baby nice and tender,then place the baby on a large filed and toss a large skewer at it (many believe this is where the javelin comes from) then finally we have teh baby-shake (and bake)competition. my uncle is world champion in all fields and had a special action figure commissioned in his honour
:lol:

Now that is what we call a real baby eater. You must be proud :touched:
 

Verge

New Member
Apr 17, 2008
40
The truth about the Beijing Olympics is that my China Wok didn't cook my cat all the way through last night, thus making me sick today.

you can't cook a cat on a wok.. everybody knows that


needs to be grilled or smoked, if you smoke it nice and slow, then all the fur and skin just falls off and you are free to eat all it's tastey bits. Or you can just chop off it's head and limbs, and blender it fresh with some ice cubes and strawberries and have a neat little protein shake.
 

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,388
Actually cooking a cat alive and at the same time beating it with a hard stick is the best and most efficient way to make the fur fall off.
 

AlexTheGreat

Senior Member
May 10, 2006
999
Perhaps you didn't understand the context of what I wrote. I was saying I was quite pleasantly surprised with how things in Sichuan were being handled. The question now is if this kind of openness is going to lead Chinese leaders to worry about Soviet glasnost ... and hence another episode of Chinese citizens being flattened by tanks in Tienanmen Square to prevent dissidents.

And Bush was a complete incompetent f*cktard when it came to the aid of New Orleans. It really put local and national planning there bordering something we're seeing in Myanmar as much as anything else. But the point was about coverage and reporting. Every American knew how completely botched the response was to Katrina -- so you can blame them all for keeping Bush in office another term. But, unlike as often has been the case in China, you can't say the media coverage of it was sugar-coated or dismissed.



The issue wasn't who kicked who's ass. The issue was who is making strategic nuclear chessmoves and whose citizenship knows about it. India knows about what's going on in the cold war. I am not convinced that much of anyone in China does.



Remind me the next time the Chinese navy starts firing missiles over Taiwan again to do its usual sabre-ratting exercises.



There's no question that the U.S. is fat and lazy in their presumptions and they are the next Roman Empire waiting to fall in their own hubris/confidence...
the openness is inevitable and welcomed by every single Chinese including the government officers. But we would like to do that step by step and not in a hurry. Here is the controversial part, someone claims that they know everything about China, they know how evil the CCP is. I wonder how could they made such a conclusion from a sealed world they can not enter easily? Have these ppl gathered enough information or evidences to support their point of views? for examle, someone here claim that Mao should respond for millions of death, I have to ask how did they get this number, is there any documents or evidences could prove such allegation? I remember l was called a stupid and brainwashed guy when I ask the same question last time

about the india issue, could you tell your indian friends that we are now living in 2008, not 1989! we are not living in a cool war time! if there is a nuclear war happend, no one would survive, so why would I bother, but I can ensure you that China would be th last one to start such a stupid war. the nukes are looked more dangerous when they stay where they are than use them practically(hope you can understand what I mean). beside, our Pakistani friends will keep india busy, they should worry about the Pakistani more than the Chinese.

the taiwan issue is an internal affair, I think you have to check why the Chinese military arranged such a exercise. I guess you wont bother if the US army running any kinds of exercise on US soil.
 

AlexTheGreat

Senior Member
May 10, 2006
999
Maybe I'm not the only Vietnamese guy in this forum. But through all the pages, I didn't see any guy showed up. Why the hell on earth when people talk about China and we - Vietnamese don't say a word ??

First, I would like to ask: what do you think about Vietnamese people in general? I'm not a nationalist and I just want to know the learn from you guys. Yes, I admit Vietnam is a backward country.

These are the facts:

1. We're the one the closest neighbor to China for long long time and there is one thing our ancestors said is to be careful, China is always our greatest threat; they have always tried to invade our country since the ancient time. But ironically, our fucking government still says things like the "Northern Brother" (means The Chinese Communist Party). And they tried to invade us in 1979, haha :inter:

2. Despite the fact that our culture is so influenced by Chinese, we still are so different to them. For example, we don't do women trafficking (they abduct Vietnamese women and children and sell them to China). We don't eat newborn babies (http://forum.bennhac.com/showthread.php?t=776). We are not crazy nationalists like them, we want to be honest about ourselves.

I think I don't have to say any more
vietnam was a dependency of China long time ago, the dominator of vietnam have to be announced by the emperor of China to become officially ruler at that time.

ask your ppl who used to participated the war in 1960's, ask them where they were trained, where they get their weapon supply, where they get the food. I can assure your safety in vietnam right now becoz we dont need your lean soil and your poor ppl even you are begging us to take them for free
 

AlexTheGreat

Senior Member
May 10, 2006
999
I prefer the words "teach a lesson" than "invasion". you vietnam guys were such arrogant pricks that you though your army were undefeatable even the us could not do that and then turned your guns to your master. we all know what happened right now
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,132
you can't cook a cat on a wok.. everybody knows that


needs to be grilled or smoked, if you smoke it nice and slow, then all the fur and skin just falls off and you are free to eat all it's tastey bits. Or you can just chop off it's head and limbs, and blender it fresh with some ice cubes and strawberries and have a neat little protein shake.
Interesting. Have any recipes for us?
 

dao_nq

Junior Member
Feb 6, 2008
325
vietnam was a dependency of China long time ago, the dominator of vietnam have to be announced by the emperor of China to become officially ruler at that time.

ask your ppl who used to participated the war in 1960's, ask them where they were trained, where they get their weapon supply, where they get the food. I can assure your safety in vietnam right now becoz we dont need your lean soil and your poor ppl even you are begging us to take them for free
Hey, you sound like a Chinese. If it's true, I'll tell you that:

COME ON, BRING IT ON. YOUR DIRTY ARMY. WE, VIETNAMESE PEOPLE, NOT THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT, FEAR NOBODY. WE'LL FIGHT TILL DEATH TO KEEP OUR INDEPENDENCE AND WHO CARES IF WE HAVE LEAN SOIL OR NOT. LOOK, JAPAN IS SUCH A GREAT EXAMPLE. YOU SOUND LIKE A COWARD, BIG-MOUTH JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ONLINE. DO YOU DARE SAY IT OUT LOUD, HUH?

HISTORY IS SOMETHING DONE. AND HOW MANY TIMES IN THE PAST WE SUCCESSFULLY KICKED CHINESE ASSES OUT OF MY COUNTRY, HUH?

WE'RE A SMALL COUNTRY, BUT WE'RE CHANGING AND WE LEARN FAST. BUT YOU DUMP ASS, STICK TO YOUR FUCKING NATIONALISM.
 

dao_nq

Junior Member
Feb 6, 2008
325
Oh and I forget it, this is the first but also the last time I talk to you. You just don't deserve my attention. To me, you're like a psychic keeps blabing stupid things. "Begging us to take them free". Haha, it's just funny.

Hey man, turn your goddamn computer and have sleep. Don't forget to masturbate coz I guess you don't have a girl friend. Horny China, haha. Have nice masturbation dump ass !!:inter: :rofl:
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
Alex is a retard who talks up the greatness of his country, but Lives in "Birmingham, UK." If it's true, then a real patriotic person he is.

Why did you leave, Alex, education system too hard on you? Family want to ship their only boy out of the country? What's the deal you illiterate punk?
 

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