the secret diary of don juan capello (5 Viewers)
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:rofl2: better start repping bozi. micheal.Episode 38
back in italy and cuntface moratti is pleased with the way the season is going, despite adriano playing like a thai hooker with a ping-pong-ball still stuck up her front bottom. cuntface and manky bastard mancini are having a meeting
Manky-"hey boss,just wanted to pop ina nd make sure you are happy with how things are going"
Cuntface-"things are going well,too well actually...i am not used to all this success. however i hoped we would top our Cl group"
Manky-"well oss i tried to rest players for the big coppa italia matches, you know that is my main priority this year"
Cunface-"isnt the scudetto your main priority?"
Manky-"scudetto?nah i think we will let inter win it and you can cakll them cheats and get them to give it to us again"
Cuntface-" thats the only way we will win it with you in charge"
Manky-"anyway boss i am worried...adriano has been...well...shite since he and zlatan split up, he has been chasing vieira's cock"
Cuntface-"dont worry i am gonna swap him for the next up and coming player messi, cant wait to ruin his career"
meanwhile,over in turin rab and delpie are carrying out a test firing of the giant catapult
Rab-"ok do we have the co-ordinates?"
Alex-"yes we know this is more accurate than a scud missile"
Rab-"do we have the coffe can full of shit?"
Alex-"yes...thanks pado"
Rab-"ok...on my marks....3.......2.......1....FIRE"
back in cuntfaces office
Cuntface-"okay then we are finished here let us..."
suddenly a window smashes and a can smashes Manky in the face
Cuntface-"what the???oh look a can of nutella"
when will the rebels fire the piss baloons of fabby?when will inter self destruct? what is happening with zlatan and his humongous asshole? find out more when fabby's diary returns
back in italy and cuntface moratti is pleased with the way the season is going, despite adriano playing like a thai hooker with a ping-pong-ball still stuck up her front bottom. cuntface and manky bastard mancini are having a meeting
Manky-"hey boss,just wanted to pop ina nd make sure you are happy with how things are going"
Cuntface-"things are going well,too well actually...i am not used to all this success. however i hoped we would top our Cl group"
Manky-"well oss i tried to rest players for the big coppa italia matches, you know that is my main priority this year"
Cunface-"isnt the scudetto your main priority?"
Manky-"scudetto?nah i think we will let inter win it and you can cakll them cheats and get them to give it to us again"
Cuntface-" thats the only way we will win it with you in charge"
Manky-"anyway boss i am worried...adriano has been...well...shite since he and zlatan split up, he has been chasing vieira's cock"
Cuntface-"dont worry i am gonna swap him for the next up and coming player messi, cant wait to ruin his career"
meanwhile,over in turin rab and delpie are carrying out a test firing of the giant catapult
Rab-"ok do we have the co-ordinates?"
Alex-"yes we know this is more accurate than a scud missile"
Rab-"do we have the coffe can full of shit?"
Alex-"yes...thanks pado"
Rab-"ok...on my marks....3.......2.......1....FIRE"
back in cuntfaces office
Cuntface-"okay then we are finished here let us..."
suddenly a window smashes and a can smashes Manky in the face
Cuntface-"what the???oh look a can of nutella"
when will the rebels fire the piss baloons of fabby?when will inter self destruct? what is happening with zlatan and his humongous asshole? find out more when fabby's diary returns
Episode 39
fabby is anxious emerson is late for a meeting of great importance
Fabby-"what is taking this idiot?"
Fabio C-"i dont know boss,its not like him"
Fabby-"this is even worse than when i was supposed to meet totti and beckham and they got trapped in the revolving door of the hotel for 3 hours"
Fabio C-"aye i remember that, they had to get a fire crew to cut them out"
Tonino-"boss its getting past my bed-time,are you gonna come tuck me in?"
Fabby-"not now tonino,damn i wish i could just give you a carrot to make you happy like i do with ruud"
Tonino-"I HATE YOU"
Emerson bursts into the room, drenched with sweat and panting
Fabby-"whats wrong with you boy?you look like i just jizzed on your face for the 7th time"
Emerson-"its bad boss.....real bad....it seems deep throat is back......"
Fabby-"impossible i struck him down"
Emerson-"it appears that lippi was just a cover"
Fabby-"then what does he want?"
Emerson-"we...we just dont know boss...but we know he is working on something big"
how can this be true?is deep throat real,or just a cover for the operation? what is fabby taking to make him able to jizz 7 times in a row?i dont think i wanna know......
fabby is anxious emerson is late for a meeting of great importance
Fabby-"what is taking this idiot?"
Fabio C-"i dont know boss,its not like him"
Fabby-"this is even worse than when i was supposed to meet totti and beckham and they got trapped in the revolving door of the hotel for 3 hours"
Fabio C-"aye i remember that, they had to get a fire crew to cut them out"
Tonino-"boss its getting past my bed-time,are you gonna come tuck me in?"
Fabby-"not now tonino,damn i wish i could just give you a carrot to make you happy like i do with ruud"
Tonino-"I HATE YOU"
Emerson bursts into the room, drenched with sweat and panting
Fabby-"whats wrong with you boy?you look like i just jizzed on your face for the 7th time"
Emerson-"its bad boss.....real bad....it seems deep throat is back......"
Fabby-"impossible i struck him down"
Emerson-"it appears that lippi was just a cover"
Fabby-"then what does he want?"
Emerson-"we...we just dont know boss...but we know he is working on something big"
how can this be true?is deep throat real,or just a cover for the operation? what is fabby taking to make him able to jizz 7 times in a row?i dont think i wanna know......
great stuff rob
