the secret diary of don juan capello (8 Viewers)

Jem83

Jem83

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#282
Nov 7, 2005
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#282
Bozi said:
Episode 28

fabby wakes up from a long slumber,his head is fuzzy and he tries to recollect the events of last night...deep throat...he seen his face...but who??? he is snapped back into consiousness and he realises he is tied to a chair. bleary eyed he looks up

Pannuci-"well well well, look what the spider web brought in, a couple of flies"
Fabby-"couple?flies?"
Fabby looks to his left and also tied up but with a rubber ball strapped into his mouth is adriano
Fabby-"what the hell is going on here?"
Pannuci-"stay still, i gotta quieten you out before Z gets here"
Fabby-"hmmmphhh hmppphhh"

just then zlatty enters
Zlatty-"well looks like we got ourselves a party,bring out the gimp"
Panuci-"but he's sleeping"
Zlatty-"well you better go wake him up then"
Fabby and adriano look on in horror as pannuci goes into a box and bring out ronaldo in full fetish gear
Zlatty-"ok which one of you boys wanna go first?fuck it adriano lets go"

fabby watches in horror as they lead adriano into a back room, leaving him with the gimp fabby siezes his chance for escape. breaking the chair and releasing the ropes he punches the gimp and runs upstairs
fabby-"i aint going back there without some vaseline"

what are zlatty's fiendish plans for adriano? where the hell did they buy a gimp costume big enough for ronaldo?and are seven and lou still trapped together??probably, come back for more of fabby's misadventures..same batty boy time...same batty boy channel
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Good one :D
 
Christina

Christina

vanilla pudding
#283
Aug 21, 2006
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#283
Fabby and adriano look on in horror as pannuci goes into a box and bring out ronaldo in full fetish gear
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what are zlatty's fiendish plans for adriano? where the hell did they buy a gimp costume big enough for ronaldo?

:rofl:
 
JuveAdam

JuveAdam

Moggi santo..subito
#290
Sep 12, 2006
1,072
#290
Class as always Bozi. Did you have to pay royalty fees to Tarantino on that last one amico? You should! It was still the best episode so far, different class.:D
 
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Bozi

Bozi

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Thread Starter #291
Oct 18, 2005
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    Episode 29

    fabby blanks out and wakes up 4 days later, he is in his office and fabio c is there, strangely he is in restraints

    Fabby-"what teh hell,what have you done to me,get me the hell out of there"
    Fabio C-"easy there boss i did thid for your own good, you were pretty out of it....and...eh...you were screaming and fighting in your sleep. what the hell ahppened to you?"
    Fabby-"it was him...i...eh...i saw him"
    Fabio C-"deep throat?"
    Fabby-"yes i pulled back the hood and i saw his face"
    Fabio C-"then what happened?all i remember is pannuci jumping out of a bush in a pink tutu and a tiarra, then a massive shock and i woke up an hour later"
    Fabby-"that was zlatan,he took me hostage and ...oh god..."
    fabby fights back the tears and shock of what was about to happen to him and gets it together
    Fabby-"remember when ronnie asked you teh best way to lose weight fast?"
    Fabio C-"aye i told him that tony adams used to wear a plastic bag underneath his top when he trained as it made him sweat more"
    Faby-"that all?"
    fabio C-"yes boss, why what has he done?"
    Fabby-"well lets just say if he keeps wearing what he was wearing teh last time i sen him he will lose weight fast and no defender will WANT to tackle him"
    fabio C-"anyway boss you seen deep throats face, tell me who it is and we can send out people to bring him in"
    Fabby-"ok,its....its....oh shit...i cant remember"
    Fabio C-"come on boss, think, what was he wearing?"
    Fabby-"a hooded top i remember pulling it back and....all i can remember is the smell...smoke....DAMNITTTTTT!!!"
    Fabio C-"look i have an idea, lets bring in becks"
    Fabby-"why becks?
    Fabio C-"well you said he has trouble remembering things, maybe he has trouble recalling and has a strategy to help himself remember things"
    Fabby-"no i didnt say he had trouble remembering"
    Fabio C-"yes, you said he was like the guy in memento who tattood himself so he remembered things"
    Fabby-"no,i said he is an idiot who cant learn new things, the tattoos are directons to his house"
    Fabio C-"ohh...well what we gonna do?"
    Fabby-"i dont know"

    will fabby recall who the mystery man is?will ronnie shed a few ponds? will adriano escape,or does he want to?and what happened to seven and lou? stay tuned for more
     
    un altro alex

    un altro alex

    Senior Member
    #300
    Jan 15, 2006
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    #300
    firstly, i can't believe i missed all of this. it would have been worth visiting the forums just for this thread.

    secondly, i can't believe i just scrolled through 15 pages and 29 episodes. brilliant.

    thirdly, how about a scarface quote?:D

    "say hello to my little friend"
    *whips out shlong*
    "damn that IS little"

    no?
    or an english motherfucker do you speak it?

    anyhow theyre awesome bozi keep 'em coming
    +rep


    edit: or SHWING! :p
     
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