Nedvedoo said:
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How often do you make these Bozi, you know i'm quite new in the forum
How often do you make these Bozi, you know i'm quite new in the forum
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the secret diary of don juan capello (10 Viewers)
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try to do it daily but its not always easy with work and stuff
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Episode 21
bouyed by ther great victory in el-classico the real madrid boys are out on a team-bonding night out.....unfotunately they allowed becks to choose the location and ended up in the blue oyster bar
Fabby-"this is my kinda place, if i had knows we were coming here i would have worn my Frankie says relax t-shirt"
fabio C-"eh boss, some of the guys are not comfortable with this place"
fabby-"nonsense look at becks,i haven't seen him this excited since he figured out how to write with joined up letters"
fabio C-"aye but look at raul he is miserable,granted he is always a torn-faced-wee-prick but he is even more a grump than usual"
fabby-"ok then lets ask...emerson if he wants to go somewhere else"
emerson-"no way man, i am waiting for the DJ to play my request"
Fabby-"what did you ask for?"
emerson-"Erasure,take that and justin timberlake"
Fabby-"see...how can we go now?emo my little shithole-shunter you make me proud"
emerson-"ooooh i am gonna be a lucky boy tonight"
Fabby-"no you big queen i am gonna be going home with pablo, i just met him at the bar and he said he is gonna give me a catalan colonic....oooh i cant wait"
emerson-"damn...tonino is out the way and i am still not first pick.....thats is i am gonna go fatal-attraction on his ass"
will emerson make glue out of ruud's hoofs?will fabby find out the catalan-colonic involves a power-washer and a phosphate enema?when will del piero finally fuck over capelloa nd make everyone happy?dont hold your breath....all will be revealed on future episodes of fabby's diary
bouyed by ther great victory in el-classico the real madrid boys are out on a team-bonding night out.....unfotunately they allowed becks to choose the location and ended up in the blue oyster bar
Fabby-"this is my kinda place, if i had knows we were coming here i would have worn my Frankie says relax t-shirt"
fabio C-"eh boss, some of the guys are not comfortable with this place"
fabby-"nonsense look at becks,i haven't seen him this excited since he figured out how to write with joined up letters"
fabio C-"aye but look at raul he is miserable,granted he is always a torn-faced-wee-prick but he is even more a grump than usual"
fabby-"ok then lets ask...emerson if he wants to go somewhere else"
emerson-"no way man, i am waiting for the DJ to play my request"
Fabby-"what did you ask for?"
emerson-"Erasure,take that and justin timberlake"
Fabby-"see...how can we go now?emo my little shithole-shunter you make me proud"
emerson-"ooooh i am gonna be a lucky boy tonight"
Fabby-"no you big queen i am gonna be going home with pablo, i just met him at the bar and he said he is gonna give me a catalan colonic....oooh i cant wait"
emerson-"damn...tonino is out the way and i am still not first pick.....thats is i am gonna go fatal-attraction on his ass"
will emerson make glue out of ruud's hoofs?will fabby find out the catalan-colonic involves a power-washer and a phosphate enema?when will del piero finally fuck over capelloa nd make everyone happy?dont hold your breath....all will be revealed on future episodes of fabby's diary
Episode 22
ina fabulous mansion in madrid cuntface morrati has been invited to a dinner meeting by fabby. he is told they have a special guest
Cuntface-"Fabby, i hope this isnt another of those evenings like last year when we all had to wear rubber catsuits and have wax burned onto our nipples!"
Fabby-"no, that is next week,didn't you get an invite?anyway this is all business"
Cuntface-"no but dont worry. i am not so sure about coming now that adriano and zlatan are married i wouldnt have a partner"
Fabby-"what about manky bastard?"
Cuntface-"its bad enough i have to see that little poof at work"
Fabby leads cuntface into the dining room where he is greeted by none other than the bald eagle silvio berlusconi
Baldie-"Cuntface we are here because we need to root out this deep throat character. i ahve heard he has somethig big planned before the big derby game this weekend"
Fabby-"what big derby?torino and juve are in different leagues! you mean the shitty milan one?"
baldie-"shut it pinch-face"
Cuntface-"all my exhaustive research has failed to get to the bottom of the mystery and i know he has secrets about all of us"
Baldie-"what?what secrets?i hope he does not tell everyone that this is a comb-over"
Cuntface-"no-one would believe it silvio, they all think you have a full head of hair,just like bobby charlton"
baldie-"phew what a relief, my image would suffer if they found out i had receded slightly"
Fabby-"this is getting us nowhere, lets just agree that if we hear anything we must be ready to act swiflty and stamp out the threat of this shady character"
all in unison-AYE
meanwhile,inside the san-siro del piero and two of his soldiers are sabotaging the players equipment
Alex-"ok men it took some time but i see that you have finally finished,good work. god knows where you found the strength and the energy to fill all of those shoes with your man-goo but you did a faboulous job"
Pado-"i would do anything to help restore the glory of Juve"
Rab-" i would do anything for you ale"
Alex-"em..ok. now fror your payments, strange requests here guys but Rab, here is pair of predators that i wore last week and as requested i wore these about the house so they have my scent on them"
Rab-"sweet oh man cant wait to get these babies home"
Alex-"pado,here is my wifes favourite shoes,worn only once. if she ever finds out i am a dead man"
Pado-"if ashe complains, send her over to my office and i will ass-fook her till she forgets all about them"
Alex-"maybe not.....jesus where did the boss find you guys?"
will the goo in the players boots make them fall over play like shit and miss every shot on target?or will they just think that zlatan had been takingg training this week? will rab get arrested for fooking a football boot on public transport because he cant wait to get home?who will be the next juventuz member called on to assist alex and deep throats plans?stay tuned for more
ina fabulous mansion in madrid cuntface morrati has been invited to a dinner meeting by fabby. he is told they have a special guest
Cuntface-"Fabby, i hope this isnt another of those evenings like last year when we all had to wear rubber catsuits and have wax burned onto our nipples!"
Fabby-"no, that is next week,didn't you get an invite?anyway this is all business"
Cuntface-"no but dont worry. i am not so sure about coming now that adriano and zlatan are married i wouldnt have a partner"
Fabby-"what about manky bastard?"
Cuntface-"its bad enough i have to see that little poof at work"
Fabby leads cuntface into the dining room where he is greeted by none other than the bald eagle silvio berlusconi
Baldie-"Cuntface we are here because we need to root out this deep throat character. i ahve heard he has somethig big planned before the big derby game this weekend"
Fabby-"what big derby?torino and juve are in different leagues! you mean the shitty milan one?"
baldie-"shut it pinch-face"
Cuntface-"all my exhaustive research has failed to get to the bottom of the mystery and i know he has secrets about all of us"
Baldie-"what?what secrets?i hope he does not tell everyone that this is a comb-over"
Cuntface-"no-one would believe it silvio, they all think you have a full head of hair,just like bobby charlton"
baldie-"phew what a relief, my image would suffer if they found out i had receded slightly"
Fabby-"this is getting us nowhere, lets just agree that if we hear anything we must be ready to act swiflty and stamp out the threat of this shady character"
all in unison-AYE
meanwhile,inside the san-siro del piero and two of his soldiers are sabotaging the players equipment
Alex-"ok men it took some time but i see that you have finally finished,good work. god knows where you found the strength and the energy to fill all of those shoes with your man-goo but you did a faboulous job"
Pado-"i would do anything to help restore the glory of Juve"
Rab-" i would do anything for you ale"
Alex-"em..ok. now fror your payments, strange requests here guys but Rab, here is pair of predators that i wore last week and as requested i wore these about the house so they have my scent on them"
Rab-"sweet oh man cant wait to get these babies home"
Alex-"pado,here is my wifes favourite shoes,worn only once. if she ever finds out i am a dead man"
Pado-"if ashe complains, send her over to my office and i will ass-fook her till she forgets all about them"
Alex-"maybe not.....jesus where did the boss find you guys?"
will the goo in the players boots make them fall over play like shit and miss every shot on target?or will they just think that zlatan had been takingg training this week? will rab get arrested for fooking a football boot on public transport because he cant wait to get home?who will be the next juventuz member called on to assist alex and deep throats plans?stay tuned for more
